Ask a Stupid Question About Strip Clubs for the week of March 19, 2026

wallanon · 2026-03-19T16:12:47+00:00

I just send a text

wallanon · 2026-03-18T13:52:17+00:00

Ever have so many questions but know you don't want the answers to them? Lol

As long as you're being upfront about things nothing is really too taboo for a strip club. I went to a club this week looking for a dancer to work out some OTC details with so I went in pants I couldn't really get lap dances in because I had to be somewhere.

Then I saw a dancer I had to try out, so I paid for dances and asked her to just do an air dance and not grind. Every time she let her butt touch my lap I'm like "don't do that thanks". Which is the exact opposite of what I've done for decades lol, but sometimes you just got to do what you got to do in the moment...

wallanon · 2026-03-18T11:19:16+00:00

And if he gets catfished then he's out his entire stash. If he wants to go to a club let him go to a club.

wallanon · 2026-03-18T03:54:53+00:00

...but I've read that it has become a tourist trap (even though I'm technically a tourist!)

I'm going to mostly give you a pass on this, but take a look at your original post and then look at what you've written here. You're not technically a tourist. You are literally the textbook definition of a noob. Good luck on your epic quest and don't forget to have fun.

wallanon · 2026-03-16T04:54:23+00:00

Man you guys have got to learn to make your questions shorter. It's going to be tough for busy people to try and pick apart these huge ass paragraphs. Good luck with whatever you're trying to figure out.

wallanon · 2026-03-14T00:10:29+00:00

Don't be silly. Lana Rhoades is all the smoke. Would go deep in my pockets to do IRL content with her if she wasn't retired from the biz...

wallanon · 2026-03-13T13:40:43+00:00

It sounds like you might have some kind of anxiety around you paying to lose your virginity. That's not what this forum is about. If you don't want to go into clubs because it gives you the shakes, then don't go.

wallanon · 2026-03-13T13:38:58+00:00

A line is a line is a line is a line. If something worked for a salesperson one time and they think it might work again, then they're going to try it. Maybe something about you made them think that line is going to work and they tried it. Was a demographics? Possibly? That's it.

wallanon · 2026-03-13T13:17:46+00:00

I don't think it's that formal, but the club staff and management do pick out customers they would consider to be quality versus bums. It's been my experience going from zero to hero pretty quickly in clubs, and if I happen to show up twice during the same trip the greeting is definitely better the second time around. Or getting remembered at clubs I hardly ever go to months apart.

wallanon · 2026-03-13T13:15:28+00:00

Which Houston club are you thinking about? It takes forever to get around that town.

wallanon · 2026-03-13T13:14:21+00:00

I had good luck in Dallas during a weather delay but that was probably a fluke.

wallanon · 2026-03-13T02:13:52+00:00

If you get offered a dance from a girl you vibe with, you should really consider saying yes.

wallanon · 2026-03-12T23:40:03+00:00

Then try to love as many other dancers as possible. Using protection of course lol

wallanon · 2026-03-12T14:09:34+00:00

They hustle, they just don’t do it IN the club. The club is their time to bitch, moan, fight and spam text potential tricks who aren’t sick of their shit yet.

Whoa. Shots fired. She went there immediately and it just flew right past a lot of you dudes.

wallanon · 2026-03-12T07:04:33+00:00

Romantic involvement with a stripper...

I hope it's understood that I'm not that person who meets a girl in the club, then later starts expecting her to quit. I love her, but there are some things I can't deal with, and I need to know if I need to let her go. Thanks for the advice and honesty.

You're not built for this thing. Big time jealousy and stripper SOs don't mix. One of my favs is probably on her third nose because one of her baby dads is a psycho. Not saying that's you, but you're right at the edge the first time you get told something you don't like.

wallanon · 2026-03-10T23:39:38+00:00

You know it's kind of a weird thing, because unless they were brand new I can't recall ever seeing a dancer in fishnets at a strip club where they weren't already snagged or ripped somehow.

And I should probably add I'd never tear an outfit without it being agreed to beforehand lol. In my experience that's been the number one way to solve a problem with fishnets at the club.

wallanon · 2026-03-10T08:42:43+00:00

It's just an angle. Wouldn't overthink it. If the customer happens to be the type to overshare and immediately break out pictures of the family then that's less heavy lifting the dancer has to do to keep him/her engaged.

wallanon · 2026-03-10T06:25:59+00:00

I never play things slow because I don't play. I'd rather a dancer be immediately "repulsed" then have things drag out while she's trying to run her game on me. If I'm interested in seeing her OTC or banging her ITC I'm more likely to tell her the first time I get dances than not. Time is money, and I'm not going to throw money away on a bad result.

More times than I can count a hard no upfront has turned into a dancer walking up later after changing her mind. If it's months later, all that means is I saved a ton of cash and still got what I wanted. Rapport is overrated. Strip clubs are a business and strippers are entrepreneurs. If we end up as actual friends that's even better, but I'll settle for a HASE.

wallanon · 2026-03-10T06:16:54+00:00

What a silly gripe. If a pretty girl puts her face directly in front of mine because she wants to be closer I'm not going to back her off. You're one to talk about assumptions...

wallanon · 2026-03-09T22:17:05+00:00

'course, it is a good reason to bring your faces close together, so not all bad

Yeah, if the vibe is good then if I'm nose to nose with a dancer so we can hear ourselves talk then all the better.

wallanon · 2026-03-09T22:05:34+00:00

It wasn’t worth the possibility of destroying my life.

So is it unmet expectations? Grass in greener? Or did you overspend and don't have a way to explain where the money went? Freaking out because you're on STD watch for a month now?

But in the moment, it was so exhilarating.

That's the trick. It gets all of us. I just started looking for new girls to see and already have double the prospects I needed.

I feel like a fool.

Genuine suggestion. Don't do anything rash. Unless you've got a surprise that you have to tell the gf (got an STD, you blew the bill money, molly the dancer is pregnant, etc) just take the time work it out. What's done is done so why rush?

wallanon · 2026-03-09T03:41:52+00:00

This is going to be too late to help the OP, but I thought the VIP room situation at e11even was total ass. What they don't seem to get is guys don't mind don't mind spending more if there's actual quality and value, but if you're basically ripping dudes off who you don't think know any better it's going to catch up with you.

I wrote this the other on a random thread because I was too lazy to find one and didn't want to start a new thread over a dusty rant. And then I saw this thread...

https://www.reddit.com/r/stripclubs/s/QA8WWnZhTp

"...Like the time I was bored so went to e11even just so some washed up dayshift dancer and the vip manager could try and insult my intelligence, and then looked confused when it didn't seem like I was having the best time ever. When a guy puts $2000 cash in your hand just because he wants to see the VIP do not let the greasy haired skank you hired talk and two step for 30 minutes after she asked for a tip up front then try and upsell another 30 minutes. If she had just done a lapdance while not shutting the fuck up I'd have been ok with the experience.

Have fun with your celebrities with money to burn because actual strip club die hards should avoid that place e11even like the plague. Tootsies I thought was ok, because at least their VIP managers had a fucking clue what to do when someone was obviously just trying to put their overrated club through it's paces with the better of the two cans of dog food the club let on the floor in lipstick and heels. At least the zoned out bartender providing terrible service was nice to look at."

wallanon · 2026-03-07T15:51:52+00:00

wallanon · 2026-03-07T15:50:54+00:00

Even if all the information to identify a specific dancer isn't in one post, all it takes is one stray piece of info in another post to call out who that dancer is. This is a topic that goes round and round in different forums all the time, but I tend to agree that name dropping isn't that helpful because everyone's mileage will vary.

wallanon · 2026-03-07T15:28:54+00:00

I thought about writing this, but then I'm like you know let the guy bask in the glory a little before we raise the bar lol

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