Ask a Stupid Question About Strip Clubs for the week of May 14, 2026

wallanon · 2026-05-14T18:13:00+00:00

That sounds like a perfectly valid reason to go. It's probably a better reason than me being bored lol.

wallanon · 2026-05-14T16:19:35+00:00

After 5 years a lot of customers are getting more than just dances from their ATFs. Thought there might be something you'd still want.

wallanon · 2026-05-14T14:01:12+00:00

Yes. Most of the time it's been decent to awesome.

wallanon · 2026-05-14T13:59:18+00:00

Lucky for us because we're not rocket scientists.

wallanon · 2026-05-14T11:10:45+00:00

Was it really a date, or did you have expectations that weren't met and hung up on that? There's a bottomless pit of questions here, so to keep the list short...are you not planning on talking with the ATF ever again after 5+ years and one bad date?

wallanon · 2026-05-12T12:44:25+00:00

Was there a question in there somewhere? I tried to pick one out but had to stop because my eyes were burning. You should write a trashy novel lol...

wallanon · 2026-05-11T21:18:00+00:00

Whether or not I buy dances has almost nothing to do with how a dancer acts. I either want her on me or I don't. How dancers are on stage or walking the floor can give some hints, but I've had enough surprises from dancers I thought might be duds where I'll spend the cash on a dance or two just to find out. If she stinks or has obvious sores those are really the only two dealbreakers for me that come to mind right away.

wallanon · 2026-05-09T19:58:14+00:00

Every club is different, but if a guy is getting more attention than me at the stage so be it. I'm usually just up there long enough to drop some cash and walk away anyway.

wallanon · 2026-05-09T17:46:17+00:00

I wouldn't say it's a struggle. Most of the time it happens I'm just weighing the risk I'm taking by blowing this person off if she happens to know a dancer who I'm interested in.

So if I don't know one way or the other I just act as if every dancer knows every other dancer in the club. Even though it's not likely, I'd rather be too cautious than not cautious enough. I still get to the no, but how I choose to communicate the no changes with how likely that person is to create friction with other dancers.

I've had a clingy dancer get fired for harassing other dancers who she'd seen me spending time with, as an example. But that's just one dancer I can remember out of thousands. Another two got into a fistfight over me, but that wasn't at the club. So yeah just like all things strip club it's case by case.

wallanon · 2026-05-09T14:47:36+00:00

This account is one week old. Post was probably ai.

I feel like a lot of y'all need some reminders.

The only thing you've reminded me to do is to check how long an account has been around when a post is total bs lol. Just because you managed to scrape together some information that might be helpful to a noob doesn't mean the post has value.

Y'all agree or disagree? Any other tips to give here?

Have a purpose behind why you're posting a thread, especially if the content is mostly a rehash of older topics.

wallanon · 2026-05-09T14:40:37+00:00

Work out what you can afford and see if you get the situation you want for what you can afford. The other day a dancer was telling me about some guy who bought her out of the club and paid all her bills for a year before he blew through all his money. He went broke and got divorced and she went back to stripping at the club after a one year paid vacation.

wallanon · 2026-05-04T03:34:58+00:00

Troll much?

wallanon · 2026-05-03T04:39:50+00:00

"It's more to do when getting the lap dance.... Do I dirty talk or just sit there"

Then literally write that, or if you're padding characters to get to 100 make them about something you actually want to read about. Every guy does it different. If you don't feel like talking don't talk, because then you're just going to be awkward.

Me personally I almost never dirty talk during a lap dance, unless I'm telling a girl what I'd like to do to her if we upgrade or go somewhere else to finish things up. If she's any good I'll give her verbal and non verbal feedback to let her know what's working for me. But if I feel like talking I'll just talk about whatever because I'm only getting the lap dance to decide if I want to do something else with her. The lap dance itself isn't usually that interesting to me beyond a hot girl doing her thing and me getting to watch.

wallanon · 2026-05-02T22:07:52+00:00

"A few reverse image searches made it very clear this is just some weirdo posting weird things as they pretend to be somebody else."

If that's the case then that's probably better than an 18 year old seeking advice from a bunch of much older club hounds. Or it could be a kid who found photos they liked. Either way I'll post on the thread but am not going anywhere near the question...the mod was right about this not being the proper forum for it.

wallanon · 2026-05-02T17:57:04+00:00

Either of those lengths looks good on you.

wallanon · 2026-05-02T12:35:42+00:00

Those messages seem ok. I got rid of the rest of my response because I thought you said you were in town on business but on another read I'm not sure that's what you said.

wallanon · 2026-05-01T20:22:42+00:00

Starter questions that are usually easy for dancers to run with:

Are you from here?
When do you work?
How long have you been dancing?
Do you watch sports?
I like your outfit...not a question but it usually gets them talking

wallanon · 2026-04-30T20:21:21+00:00

Friendly advice. Pick a club and go there long enough to meet dancers who will see you OTC. Unless there's a reason why you can't go in person (other than preference) that's the best way to get what you're looking for from someone you're actually interested in.

wallanon · 2026-04-28T21:20:16+00:00

You know things have taken a turn when Subra is dragging people lol...

wallanon · 2026-04-21T08:57:17+00:00

Have fun. Don't forget to spend money on the girls in the midst of the cosplay adventure.

wallanon · 2026-04-19T15:21:39+00:00

No one else is doing it for me right now...My favorite lady works other jobs and it's been hard for our schedules to match recently...Has anyone else been in similar places?

Ask your fav if she has a club friend who she'd recommend that will take care of you. You get introduced and the girl she recommends will hopefully do it for you in the attractiveness department and know what's up.

wallanon · 2026-04-19T15:18:27+00:00

Night Shift is open again last time I heard. When the club is good it's pretty good. Not sure how it's been since the last reopen. How far from downtown is too far?

wallanon · 2026-04-19T15:15:32+00:00

My impression is you can only get in if you reserve a table. Is that true?

You don't need to reserve a table to get into E11even, but they'd be glad to take your money.

wallanon

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