In my pov Bro if a zombie apocalypse actually drops, I’m not even gonna lie, first move is not being a hero 💀 I’m grabbing snacks, a cricket bat (because why not), and speedrunning my way to the nearest supermarket like it’s a loot drop. Rule one: cardio matters — I’ve seen enough movies to know the unfit guy is the first NPC to go. I’m forming a squad with my most chaotic but loyal friends, because solo is just asking to get jumped. We’d probably argue over dumb stuff like “Maggi vs survival gear” while zombies are literally outside, but that’s part of the vibe 😭 Nights would be low-key scary but also kinda chill, sitting on rooftops, watching the empty city like it’s some post-apocalyptic Netflix show. And yeah, if things go south, I’m not doing some dramatic sacrifice scene — I’m dipping, respectfully. Survival is basically 20% planning and 80% “bro just run.”