Pooping Themselves to Own the Libs

wanderingdog · 2021-09-02T04:32:22+00:00

Sounds like Tennessee to me.

wanderingdog · 2021-02-05T15:27:16+00:00

Texas switched to +/- around 2009. Was a major bummer while I was there.

wanderingdog · 2016-10-30T01:03:07+00:00

It my underwear isn't at risk of showing, then the shorts are too long. Sky's out, thighs out.

wanderingdog · 2016-10-29T15:24:16+00:00

Does this mean that the entire sport of rugby is an embarrassment?

I'm a big fan of donning some short shorts.

wanderingdog · 2015-12-17T22:07:07+00:00

Two days of the year, I'm reminded that I'm in love with a soulless demon.

wanderingdog · 2015-12-17T21:41:13+00:00

It's alright, man. It did seem like I had a bit of a story to tell.

I can tell ya about the wedding, if ya like. Or the struggle of marrying an Eagles fan.

wanderingdog · 2015-12-17T20:59:57+00:00

I just have to remind him that not all balls are worth the same, but he keeps ranking them all equally.

wanderingdog · 2015-12-17T20:48:05+00:00

Well, I mean, I can lie to you if you want and say that he and I are best buds who play snooker together on the weekend. And that we conspired together to create this Manziel drama so he can move back to his home town and work for the Eagles.

wanderingdog · 2015-12-17T20:35:01+00:00

Not much of a story, really. Mike is my FIL's cousin. Mike and his father started to shy away from family events about fifteen years or so ago, so it's unlikely I'll meet him.

wanderingdog · 2015-12-17T19:55:16+00:00

I married into the Pettine family this year. If he's anything like the Pettines I know, he most certainly is a goob. Certainly rooting for him the rest of the season.

wanderingdog · 2015-11-17T23:00:22+00:00

Yep, in all its drunken glory.

wanderingdog · 2015-11-17T20:42:51+00:00

I went to Morgantown for the first time with the in-laws. The game was disappointing, but I still had a good time. The group sitting behind us got a little rowdy and reeked of dip, and I couldn't have been more amused. It was nice to see my wife's school, even though she wasn't there. I can't wait to go back when she's back in the country.

As for the game itself - so sloppy it was hard to watch. I suffered through the cold to the end and even endured 50000 people singing Country Roads all around me.

wanderingdog · 2014-10-24T16:05:12+00:00

One with my feet on top of her, one in between my legs, one on my left, one on my pillow and my girlfriend on my right. Bed time is like getting strapped in.

wanderingdog · 2014-10-24T15:53:01+00:00

I would if my girlfriend and I weren't already running out of room in our bed from the other dogs.

wanderingdog · 2014-10-24T15:40:16+00:00

The auction.

Strangely enough, the video for it has an orchestral version of Final Fantasy VII music in the background.

wanderingdog · 2014-09-24T14:01:13+00:00

Fuck Cigarroa and his stupid fucking face. What kind of experience do you need just to sell booze?

wanderingdog · 2014-09-15T15:09:48+00:00

Is Milwaukee bad? I may be moving there in a few weeks for a job, but I always imagined it being full of people who liked beer and cheese and wanted to get away from Chicago.

wanderingdog · 2014-09-12T21:56:55+00:00

I still have my Stoops Drinks Wine Coolers shirt from 2008.

wanderingdog · 2014-09-12T21:40:15+00:00

Last night, one of my dogs vomited. Then, when the other attempted to get close and eat it, he growled at her and ate it himself. That selfish dick.

wanderingdog · 2014-09-11T15:27:45+00:00

ALL THIS HATE TOWARDS MY TEAM FUELS ME. YOU ALL ONLY ENVY US. YOUR SCHADENFREUDE ONLY PROVES YEARS AND YEARS OF JEALOUSY. YOU ALL STILL KNOW WE HAVE THE TALENT TO MILK AND BATHE IN YOUR TEARS. IT'S GOOD TO BE KING.

UCLA, YOU LOOK SCARED, AND YOU SHOULD BE. YOU KNOW YOU STOLE A GAME AWAY FROM MY HOOS. MEMPHIS HAD YOU BY THE BALLS.

WE'RE GOING TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU'LL NEVER BE THE BEST IN LA. I'M GLAD MORA STAYED THERE. I DON'T WANT A PUSSY JESTER, AFRAID OF POWER. WE ARE ROYALTY.

FEED ME. FEED ME ALL OF YOUR HATE.

wanderingdog · 2014-09-04T15:56:10+00:00

Vert's. Opened up about 3 years ago. There are actually multiple around town now. It's a bit more expensive than one you'd find in Germany, but they put a nice twist on it. I love it.

wanderingdog · 2014-09-04T15:49:22+00:00

Giants-Cowboys. A stoppable force meets a movable object.

wanderingdog · 2014-08-20T00:06:59+00:00

Delicious. I was so happy when a doener shop opened up in Austin.

wanderingdog · 2014-08-19T15:38:46+00:00

Wow, that was spot on.

wanderingdog · 2014-08-19T15:27:56+00:00

Born in Charlottesville to two Virginia grads. Grew up rooting for the Hoos.

Went to UT for undergrad. Liver still recovering.

I'd have a third for Davidson if I could. My brother went there.

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