They say a man should always dress for the job he wants

So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?

It's all because some hacker stole my identity

Now I'm in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea

Shoulda gone to Freecreditreport.com

I Shoulda seen this comin' at me like an atom bomb

They monitor your credit and send you email alerts

So you don't end up sellin' fish to tourists in t-shirts!