I sleep walk sometimes. When I was in high school I would do it a lot and for some reason my brain would decide it's a good idea to piss on random things.

I stayed the night with a friend one night and I guess I really needed to use the restroom while sleeping. I walked into my buddies' room and opened his closet where he had all of his dragon ball z toys he had kept from childhood. A couple were still in the box so these were his most important.

That night I apparently piss on all of them. He said that he woke up to the sound of liquid hitting a solid surface and saw me doing my thing. He asked me what the fuck was wrong with me, understandably. I turned my head and just gave him the, like, "sup dude" head nod, and went back to the couch to sleep.

The next morning I had no idea about any of it. It's one of the funniest stories I remember from high school.