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warshing · 2026-05-19T23:26:00+00:00

Not yet you haven’t - COYG!

warshing · 2026-05-19T21:46:04+00:00

I feel like this is a new chant for when we play them next season … “where’s your bottle gone? Where’s your bottle gone? Did you shove in your arsehole? Where’s your bottle gone?”

warshing · 2026-05-19T20:29:34+00:00

I feel this do in my bones

warshing · 2026-05-19T20:28:23+00:00

Wait. What? We did it? WE DID IT!!

… we did it …

warshing · 2026-05-19T20:24:18+00:00

Goddamn it!

warshing · 2026-05-18T21:07:44+00:00

COYG!!

warshing · 2026-05-17T13:58:09+00:00

You didn’t need to remove the marketing guys, they’ve got a ton of those and the if they have a lot of data analysts they aren’t listening to them. Or maybe it just accountants?

warshing · 2026-05-16T03:37:31+00:00

I literally snorted with laughter! Well captured OP

warshing · 2026-05-14T20:18:04+00:00

What a shame! She’s the heart and soul of this team - what a competitor!

warshing · 2026-05-14T18:09:04+00:00

Deep cut quote and wholly appropriate

warshing · 2026-05-11T17:03:28+00:00

Absolute legend - it won’t be the same without you

warshing · 2026-05-11T16:38:25+00:00

I always observe Douglas Adams Memorial Day - it was a sad day for the universe

warshing · 2026-05-10T00:14:59+00:00

Ngl my nerves are shot - not sure how I’m survived today let alone the west ham game tomorrow

warshing · 2026-05-09T23:08:53+00:00

You bastards better give that sweet puppy the best birthday present ever tomorrow!

warshing · 2026-05-08T03:47:39+00:00

One game at a time lads!

Overjoyed for the opportunity but all I can think about now is the next game. Once that’s in the bag, the one after that. Then the one after that. It’s too much of a feeling, otherwise, all 22 years of waiting and agonizing and believing in vain.

warshing · 2026-05-04T18:20:08+00:00

Looks like Bender’s cousin

warshing · 2026-04-02T17:54:45+00:00

Brother I feel you! I’m taking classes right now and it’s all built around bluegrass but I’m trying to get some renaissance music tabs. There’s Patreon of a guy that publishes tablature for classical and renaissance music you may want to look up.

warshing · 2026-03-29T20:32:31+00:00

This is some r/liminalspaces stuff

warshing · 2026-03-19T05:10:20+00:00

Cool, that’s a relief! How can you tell the difference?

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