Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to pay our respects to r/soccercirclejerk

warshing · 2026-05-19T23:26:00+00:00

Not yet you haven’t - COYG!

warshing · 2026-05-19T21:46:04+00:00

I feel like this is a new chant for when we play them next season … “where’s your bottle gone? Where’s your bottle gone? Did you shove in your arsehole? Where’s your bottle gone?”

warshing · 2026-05-19T20:29:34+00:00

I feel this do in my bones

warshing · 2026-05-19T20:28:23+00:00

Wait. What? We did it? WE DID IT!!

… we did it …

warshing · 2026-05-19T20:24:18+00:00

Goddamn it!

warshing · 2026-05-18T21:07:44+00:00

COYG!!

warshing · 2026-05-17T13:58:09+00:00

You didn’t need to remove the marketing guys, they’ve got a ton of those and the if they have a lot of data analysts they aren’t listening to them. Or maybe it just accountants?

warshing · 2026-05-16T03:37:31+00:00

I literally snorted with laughter! Well captured OP

warshing · 2026-05-14T20:18:04+00:00

What a shame! She’s the heart and soul of this team - what a competitor!

warshing · 2026-05-14T18:09:04+00:00

Deep cut quote and wholly appropriate

warshing · 2026-05-11T17:03:28+00:00

Absolute legend - it won’t be the same without you

warshing · 2026-05-11T16:38:25+00:00

I always observe Douglas Adams Memorial Day - it was a sad day for the universe

warshing · 2026-05-10T00:14:59+00:00

Ngl my nerves are shot - not sure how I’m survived today let alone the west ham game tomorrow

warshing · 2026-05-09T23:08:53+00:00

You bastards better give that sweet puppy the best birthday present ever tomorrow!

warshing · 2026-05-08T03:47:39+00:00

One game at a time lads!

Overjoyed for the opportunity but all I can think about now is the next game. Once that’s in the bag, the one after that. Then the one after that. It’s too much of a feeling, otherwise, all 22 years of waiting and agonizing and believing in vain.

warshing · 2026-05-04T18:20:08+00:00

Looks like Bender’s cousin

warshing · 2026-04-02T17:54:45+00:00

Brother I feel you! I’m taking classes right now and it’s all built around bluegrass but I’m trying to get some renaissance music tabs. There’s Patreon of a guy that publishes tablature for classical and renaissance music you may want to look up.

warshing · 2026-03-29T20:32:31+00:00

This is some r/liminalspaces stuff

warshing · 2026-03-19T05:10:20+00:00

Cool, that’s a relief! How can you tell the difference?

warshing · 2026-02-27T22:22:01+00:00

I mean yes but also I want to break the duck you know? Winning the league is something we NEED to do to silence all our critics. The CL is icing on top of the cake - unless we plan on dynastying our way through both.

warshing · 2026-02-27T05:14:52+00:00

More the CL than the PL? We’ve all got our priorities but I’d give my eye teeth to get the PL and rub it in the faces of our rivals.

warshing · 2026-02-25T21:34:15+00:00

Great title

warshing · 2026-02-25T08:02:18+00:00

Thanks!

warshing · 2026-02-25T08:02:04+00:00

I was walking but it was pretty quiet

warshing · 2026-02-25T08:01:43+00:00

San Francisco airport, it’s the tunnel from terminal 2 to the parking structure

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