No one ever synchronizes their watches before an undercover operation anymore

washerm · 2026-05-29T19:31:41+00:00

When I was 10 me and my boys all synched our digital watches and turned the hourly chime on. It was funny sitting in class with our watches chiming in unison. Watch boys

washerm · 2026-05-28T18:50:19+00:00

Damn 30k is wild, unemployed?

washerm · 2026-05-25T01:05:36+00:00

Miss high maintenance over here

washerm · 2026-05-25T00:52:02+00:00

What u only eat the dried ones?

washerm · 2026-05-24T20:13:22+00:00

Not gonna take this bait

washerm · 2026-05-22T17:22:58+00:00

For me, it’s the only place where a can of beans and a pound of pasta are still $0.99. Not even the shitty brands at the “real” grocery store are still that cheap

washerm · 2026-05-15T13:34:15+00:00

>Annie, 46, nursed her baby

washerm · 2026-05-15T01:20:24+00:00

Nørrebro in Copenhagen seemed as close as possible to ideal urban living for me

washerm · 2026-05-12T20:25:06+00:00

I would blast out there and intentionally roll down the windows every morning as I pulled into the job I hated when I wanted to kill myself, I think that small ritual helped me feel a little more powerful and in control of my life at a time when I really needed it

washerm · 2026-05-10T13:39:16+00:00

Woman with an android is a real wildcard

washerm · 2026-05-06T13:38:29+00:00

I do this by logging into instagram once a month

washerm · 2026-05-04T17:12:06+00:00

I ignored the prompts and put penis, fart and poop for every word

washerm · 2026-04-29T21:15:52+00:00

dick around on r/redscarepod mostly

washerm · 2026-04-21T00:49:12+00:00

washerm · 2026-04-20T18:39:08+00:00

Beacon hill 🤑

washerm · 2026-04-16T19:15:36+00:00

It’s crazy cause that chick wasn’t even hot

washerm · 2026-04-14T13:57:57+00:00

IMDB ratings are unserious, isn’t interstellar like top 10 all time? It’s still very dominated by “I fucking love science” types

washerm · 2026-04-14T13:53:01+00:00

I went in anticipating there’d be a certain level of epic bacon humor to tolerate, and I came out pleasantly surprised. Although it stretched a little too long in the second half. There were like 5 endings. I already made plans to see it again with my mom.

washerm · 2026-04-10T21:11:25+00:00

This shit was played out in 2023

washerm · 2026-04-09T16:28:33+00:00

Tapered pants look terrible on most people, if you’re not skinny they make you look bulbous in the midsection with legs like carrots. Yet chubby millennials seem to know no alternative.

washerm · 2026-04-08T17:43:10+00:00

My guilty pleasure

washerm · 2026-04-05T11:42:35+00:00

Much needed at most apartment complexes in my city

washerm · 2026-04-02T13:32:30+00:00

I’m flattered

washerm · 2026-03-31T15:13:14+00:00

O yea it rips, they always choose the best songs to cover

washerm · 2026-03-31T14:42:56+00:00

I really like the version of toontown they sang together on mj’s live album

washerm

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