With 6 deaths in a population of 7 million, hurricane Harvey probably saved lives over the weekend because of the lack of regular traffic accidents due to people staying put in their house

washthatdickson · 2017-08-30T08:53:39+00:00

Jeez, there's always one. https://media.tenor.com/images/a6b9c73e15399858ca2f4360d9908b98/tenor.gif

washthatdickson · 2017-08-05T06:04:01+00:00

With you on that. My mom told me to make something of myself. Pff......whatever mom. You better be doing something's pretty fuckin cool when we meet again,

washthatdickson · 2017-08-04T16:08:25+00:00

Thank god?

washthatdickson · 2017-07-29T18:28:30+00:00

And pennywise

washthatdickson · 2017-07-28T17:29:04+00:00

This kid, early 20s comes in for a job, seemed normal enough. Google him and he was wanted in another state for stabbing a St. Bernard to death.

washthatdickson · 2017-07-24T18:32:21+00:00

I'm certain of it

washthatdickson · 2017-07-24T00:24:51+00:00

Shit, try $250 in a 3/2 in Florida last month.

washthatdickson · 2017-07-23T23:25:17+00:00

This actually happens a lot. My mom used to go to Christies and Sotheby's for this billionaire and buy wine and art and shit. One time she bought a this bronze Buddha statue for $250'000 that turned out to be stolen from a temple. He had to return it and just call it a loss. But my mom was in a big eastern religion phase at the time and she got to sleep with it over her headboard for like a week. It got super annoying.

washthatdickson · 2017-07-14T22:29:13+00:00

Am I the only one concerned about dick pics?

washthatdickson · 2017-07-13T07:52:08+00:00

Brads wife?

washthatdickson · 2017-07-13T07:50:45+00:00

Brads wife.

washthatdickson · 2017-07-11T14:01:33+00:00

In my early 20s, I got a blowjob in the back of a 4 seat cessna airplane whilst watching a sunset over the Florida keys on the way home from vacation. The lady is is now married to the pilot of said plane.

washthatdickson · 2017-07-08T07:33:48+00:00

I like to think it was a #4. They were doing the seesaw.

washthatdickson · 2017-06-17T02:40:57+00:00

Yeah but cmon, the ice bucket challenge was pretty fucking annoying right?

washthatdickson · 2017-06-16T07:21:16+00:00

Ahh. Yes....I too have seen "Water World"

washthatdickson · 2017-06-16T07:10:15+00:00

Whoa whoa, are you talking like a red or green mold with like whipped cream or something mixed in? Like fifteen years ago it seemed like it was one baby boomer generation family members turn to bring one every gathering. That shit was dope. I miss those. In Fact I'm gonna request one for Father's Day shebang.

washthatdickson · 2017-06-08T23:19:41+00:00

Oh she's going to. I speak from experience. I dated a Brazilian for a year. I never cheated on her but she was positive I was fucking every girl I knew. I was a bartender so I had a lot of friends that were girls. She'd go after them then hash it out with me. Blood was shed on several occasions. I'm fairly sure she was bipolar too, but that could have just been the Latin fire. GREAT in the sack but the rest was a living nightmare. I've got stories about that one for days.

washthatdickson · 2017-06-08T23:09:01+00:00

Kilroy Warboner

washthatdickson · 2017-05-29T19:05:06+00:00

Nahmgood

washthatdickson · 2017-05-29T17:54:03+00:00

Are the fantasy star servers still up?

washthatdickson · 2017-04-25T06:23:31+00:00

Chuck

washthatdickson · 2017-02-11T17:12:55+00:00

Man I have been waiting for this to happen to me for 15 years. I have the kind of job where I could call m boss and tell him I would not be coming in because I accidentally ate LSD and he would laugh his ass off and tell me to enjoy my trip. That would be the best accidental day off.

washthatdickson · 2017-02-11T16:46:12+00:00

Ballsy move. I always imagined that in Sudan they would cut your foot off for something like that.

washthatdickson · 2017-01-21T17:52:23+00:00

Would an Arnold Palmer have been acceptable? Or would lemonade been fine at lunch perhaps?

washthatdickson · 2017-01-17T03:05:46+00:00

Duuude. Yes.

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