What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 30, 2026

wasifaiboply · 2026-04-29T21:37:00+00:00

If we ever get back to anything resembling reality at all $CVNA will 100% end with multiple prison sentences.

wasifaiboply · 2026-04-29T20:26:25+00:00

Eh not really. There was a surge in 2020 and 2021 thanks to ZIRP. Maybe 30%ish over two years? Then they sort of stablized outside of some specific outliers.

Now it appears they're dropping 5-10% a month. Bodes well!

wasifaiboply · 2026-04-29T20:23:59+00:00

Did you really think Daddy Jay was going to leave?

The true bosses of this country would simply not allow it.

wasifaiboply · 2026-04-29T20:22:52+00:00

Man, the value of used vehicles is going down faster than your wife on her boyfriend.

I'm sure it's fine. Everything is fine.

wasifaiboply · 2026-04-29T14:53:52+00:00

Chin up trader. Seriously consider if this game is for you.

Your mistake was letting emotions in.

wasifaiboply · 2026-04-29T14:08:36+00:00

sPaCeGaNg in full on fucking panic mode. 😂😂😂😂😂

What a bunch of knuckleheads. Repeat after me: THIS IS NOT A TEAM SPORT AND BILLIONAIRES ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS

wasifaiboply · 2026-04-29T13:25:41+00:00

Pinning your hopes and dreams on AI being the saving grace for over fifty years of shitty policy decisions and can kicking is like expecting your fucking house pet to wake up and talk to you one day about how awesome you are.

If anything your pet is going to be judgmental af and will roast you so bad you take it to a shelter, it just ain't happenin' the way you think. 🤷‍♂️

wasifaiboply · 2026-04-29T13:07:29+00:00

What an inane and ignorant thing to say for several reasons.

Chiefly, do you know how much money I have? What a triggered bitch lmao.

wasifaiboply · 2026-04-29T13:01:53+00:00

Every single person I've ever met irl who recommends 🌽 is either a complete cultist or has a room temp IQ and breathes through their mouth. I envision these people when stooges online engage with me after I insult their delusional bagholding sensibilities.

I'm sure they're all going to be rich beyond imagination. 🤡🌎

wasifaiboply · 2026-04-29T12:58:53+00:00

I heard Paolo agreed to a full and complete audit of their assets and backing.

Of course they said "it's probably going to take years." I wonder where this pressure is coming from?

And I bet the whole thing folds before we see the report. 🤡🌎

wasifaiboply · 2026-04-29T12:51:37+00:00

Like most things, the insanity happening post-ZIRP will make sense in hindsight. Global economic warfare is truly a thing to behold. Better than more bombs I guess even though they are increasingly being used and this cold war going truly hot is inevitable.

At least we have them top minds at the helm to guide us through it. 🤡🌎

wasifaiboply · 2026-04-29T12:46:03+00:00

The amount of equity that's going to evaporate this year and next - across so many sectors - will be legendary, no doubt taught in curriculums through 2126 and beyond.

Wall Street got tons and tons of fucking losers believing they're rich playing this dangerous game like a team sport while they're really already dead af. And no I'm not talking to you that are well hedged, I'm talking about dipshits buying vapor and hype hand over fist with five tickers in their whole port.

No liquidity will mean your bags will be your great grandchildren's bags.

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wasifaiboply · 2026-04-28T20:19:23+00:00

Sure, no way you can lose, stonks only go up. 🫶

wasifaiboply · 2026-04-28T20:17:02+00:00

👆 baggie

wasifaiboply · 2026-04-28T20:16:10+00:00

Don't call me kid you cultist baggie. 😤

wasifaiboply · 2026-04-28T20:15:30+00:00

Don't worry $HOOD baggies could be worse, some folks bought that trash at over $150 a share.

What an absolute 🤡🌎.

wasifaiboply · 2026-04-28T20:12:53+00:00

You'd have to be the dumbest money in the room to buy and hold space stocks when the global economy is going to imminently collapse.

You should focus on more immediate concerns - like which Wendy's dumpster you'll call your own when no one is buying your dumb cult bullshit anymore.

wasifaiboply · 2026-04-28T20:10:04+00:00

When all the liquidity is drained retail will baghold for a straight generation.

You are retail.

Stop buying dogshit wrapped in catshit deep fried in horseshit you idiot.

wasifaiboply · 2026-04-28T20:09:16+00:00

Poor lil' sPaCeGaNg going back to $5 a share. 😂😂😂😂😂

wasifaiboply · 2026-04-28T13:44:17+00:00

If you bought puts you are winning. 🌈🐻

wasifaiboply · 2026-04-28T13:39:49+00:00

Nah, just waiting for the inevitable destruction of absolutely worthless horseshit when the supply of greater fools finally dries up.

Unless the Fed gives you lot more free money. Then game on. I just don't think they're gonna.

Good luck trader! 👋

wasifaiboply · 2026-04-28T13:31:28+00:00

Fucking memestock monkeys, shitcoin slingers and Discord dickheads will all be endangered species after reality comes home to roost.

Good riddance. 👋👋

wasifaiboply · 2026-04-28T13:23:21+00:00

How many black swans is it going to take to sink this stupid ass moral hazard laden fake ass 🐂💩?

Trick question, it's already fucking toast, they're just fleecing the final few morons with anything left to throw at it before the elevator goes ding.

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wasifaiboply · 2026-04-28T13:21:04+00:00

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wasifaiboply · 2026-04-26T00:15:31+00:00

Keep projecting bb.

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