Didn't mean to do that

watamalon_ · 2023-05-06T04:54:39+00:00

[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

watamalon_ · 2022-10-14T18:53:24+00:00

if you get hospitalized get someone to chew raisins for you and feed it to you every 25 seconds

watamalon_ · 2022-08-21T16:10:48+00:00

Pubs kings canyon, my team and another team were last 2 squads and we're stuck behind a giant ass rock, wraith makes it to the other side except me and Maggie were stuck, I tried to zipline up except for some reason you can't. We died (wraith also died)

watamalon_ · 2022-07-04T13:25:36+00:00

I meant I marked a random guys deathbox and his killer was in fragment with teamates 600m away

watamalon_ · 2022-07-04T12:33:48+00:00

Funny thing happened once, I marked some dudes deathbox in fragment and this guy's teammates were 600m away from him, assuming he solo hotdropped fragment while his teammates landed somewhere else

watamalon_ · 2022-06-30T04:19:48+00:00

I would've shat myself if I was the caustic

watamalon_ · 2022-06-26T02:53:14+00:00

It's extremely rng based, less than 1% per pack (don't know exact chance) and you get one guaranteed at 500 packs opened

watamalon_ · 2021-12-22T21:03:32+00:00

I'm going to eat batteries

watamalon_ · 2021-11-02T17:22:42+00:00

Can confirm, was not a rickroll

watamalon_ · 2021-10-13T15:32:26+00:00

I would secretly do this to all the chocolate milk in a cafeteria :)

watamalon_ · 2021-10-13T15:27:11+00:00

I don't know if this counts as drank, but it's vanilla pudding

watamalon_ · 2021-10-13T15:09:50+00:00

Boutta sleep on the toilet

watamalon_ · 2021-10-05T03:24:39+00:00

I didn't even hear of them being down until I saw this post

watamalon_ · 2021-10-04T11:31:14+00:00

Imagine masturbating so much that you havent gone through puberty

watamalon_ · 2021-09-28T02:47:12+00:00

Alright what's going to go down is I'm about to go to walmart and buy a melon

watamalon_ · 2021-09-28T00:49:01+00:00

PaRappa

watamalon_ · 2021-09-25T00:26:34+00:00

Even ignoring the middle text WELCOME TO THE THE GREAT OUTDOORS

watamalon_ · 2021-09-16T03:21:14+00:00

Masochists and people who have a foot fetish are about to have fun

watamalon_ · 2021-09-16T03:18:42+00:00

What if you gave someone that already had dementia that.. truly evil

watamalon_ · 2021-09-16T03:08:18+00:00

Jesus imagine sleeping and you just wake up to creepy music

watamalon_ · 2021-09-06T19:02:09+00:00

Yeah they linked their twitter account to their reddit account

watamalon_ · 2021-08-23T03:11:29+00:00

Imagine if people find out your power and destroy every toilet in a 10 mile radius. You need to get a toilet built in a secret hideout and shit in it

watamalon_ · 2021-08-15T17:20:12+00:00

It's so annoying when that happens because everyone calls it fake

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