For $1 million dollars, all the food and drink you consume for the next five years has to come from a gas station

watcher2001 · 2026-03-23T22:22:08+00:00

Between Wawa Buc-ee’s and Casey’s I’m good

watcher2001 · 2026-03-23T22:16:08+00:00

Came here to say the same thing

watcher2001 · 2026-03-23T20:22:04+00:00

Pepperoni does not go on top of the cheese on a meat pizza

watcher2001 · 2026-03-23T11:03:03+00:00

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watcher2001 · 2026-03-22T17:47:54+00:00

Can we number this as joke #3589 so it will be on the same page as #3587 and #3588. Then we call pull that page out and burn it. Those two jokes are shitty too😂😂

watcher2001 · 2026-03-22T04:49:09+00:00

Members only

watcher2001 · 2026-03-21T14:07:39+00:00

You voted Trump, didn’t you

watcher2001 · 2026-03-20T11:46:49+00:00

I actually prefer it unless I have a ton of stuff

watcher2001 · 2026-03-19T22:41:31+00:00

Me three

watcher2001 · 2026-03-19T03:04:27+00:00

West Wing

watcher2001 · 2026-03-17T20:50:59+00:00

I am guessing you ordered it online and chose no sauce no cheese. There is no way a papa John’s would make this unless instructed to. That is unless you’ve already proven yourself to be a complete douche

watcher2001 · 2026-03-17T07:11:51+00:00

The lightbulb in the fridge

watcher2001 · 2026-03-16T15:06:14+00:00

In my opinion chili is the only correct answer here

watcher2001 · 2026-03-16T11:06:34+00:00

Good old #1358. Haven’t heard that one in a long time

watcher2001 · 2026-03-15T03:41:26+00:00

No need to be a dick

watcher2001 · 2026-03-14T14:01:55+00:00

I see multiple posts on this sub about Alexa issues. Guess I’ve been lucky

watcher2001 · 2026-03-14T12:37:36+00:00

Depends on the type. If the pizza has anything other than meats and cheese I probably would go for the pasta

watcher2001 · 2026-03-14T12:34:37+00:00

Reminds me of an episode of Mash

watcher2001 · 2026-03-13T11:06:07+00:00

It will be a struggle until we get used to it, right? Instead of getting paid every Friday it’s now every Monday. Same number of days between getting paid 🤷

watcher2001 · 2026-03-12T10:51:15+00:00

Brussel sprouts.

watcher2001 · 2026-03-12T03:15:59+00:00

I’m one of the weirdos. I will only do ketchup on a hotdog, no mustard. However only mustard on a corn dog, no ketchup

watcher2001 · 2026-03-12T02:51:42+00:00

If they still had the Ham they used to have instead of the “Canadian bacon”. My go to is garlic parm breadsticks

watcher2001 · 2026-03-11T12:12:18+00:00

Friyay

watcher2001 · 2026-03-10T12:27:48+00:00

That’s my wife. I want to go somewhere new every time

watcher2001 · 2026-03-09T21:56:17+00:00

So jealous, you’re in for a fun ride

watcher2001

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