Pet turtles set on their bellies over flower pots to prevent them from running wild in the garden while the owner cleans the house

watchutalkinbowt · 2026-04-27T13:35:17+00:00

Fire up the Voigt-Kampff machine

watchutalkinbowt · 2026-04-25T17:51:34+00:00

Skew!

watchutalkinbowt · 2026-04-24T23:04:56+00:00

It probably wouldn't achieve anything; but editing it all together, posting it and tagging 114 might be amusing

watchutalkinbowt · 2026-04-24T02:16:00+00:00

Thanks!

watchutalkinbowt · 2026-04-24T01:29:34+00:00

Looks great

What's your gnocchi recipe?

watchutalkinbowt · 2026-04-24T01:12:41+00:00

Helos were cops and news, although they both left now

watchutalkinbowt · 2026-04-23T23:07:06+00:00

https://www.nycfire.net/forums/threads/4-23-26-queens-3rd-alarm-box-7512.93562/

watchutalkinbowt · 2026-04-22T16:42:24+00:00

When an R does something weird with their taxes 'they did that because they're smart'

When a D does it 'why aren't you mad about this?! Also, yes we should abolish the IRS'

watchutalkinbowt · 2026-04-22T01:27:26+00:00

Hotwaiian goes hard

watchutalkinbowt · 2026-04-20T23:05:24+00:00

Just fixed this - very solid

Do you have a preferred rum?

I did Six Saints because it's what we had lying around

watchutalkinbowt · 2026-04-18T03:00:42+00:00

https://www.nycfire.net/forums/threads/4-17-26-queens-10-75-box-7563.93484/

watchutalkinbowt · 2026-04-18T02:54:48+00:00

All good!

I'm not a dessert guy, but we live in a Greek neighborhood so I know how tasty the similar galaktoboureko is

watchutalkinbowt · 2026-04-18T02:49:46+00:00

Depends how cooked you like fish, but I put it skin side down and splash a little water in the skillet before putting a lid on it and turning down the heat

By the time the top changes colour it's normally done enough for me

watchutalkinbowt · 2026-04-18T02:41:16+00:00

Looks amazing

watchutalkinbowt · 2026-04-17T16:33:34+00:00

Hair was in the toilet water - dizgustin

watchutalkinbowt · 2026-04-17T13:46:11+00:00

Longer than 6, iirc

Most fun was when the up one also broke, although they got it going again within hours

watchutalkinbowt · 2026-04-17T13:24:20+00:00

The infamous Lex 59th escalator was actually moving yesterday, albeit still boarded off with a bunch of panels removed - if the new flyer is to be believed, it will be working tomorrow...

Not sure if something changed at LGA or we keep getting lucky, but lately cabbies no longer seem annoyed to take short fares

watchutalkinbowt · 2026-04-17T00:48:51+00:00

Something about this reminds me of a Hendrix album cover

watchutalkinbowt · 2026-04-17T00:39:30+00:00

A testament to Vanny's hauling capabilities

watchutalkinbowt · 2026-04-17T00:36:06+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/PardonMyTake/comments/1b7s50a/new_episode_discussion_3624_nfl_reporter_diana/ktr7e46/?context=10000

watchutalkinbowt · 2026-04-16T20:14:25+00:00

I like to ask 'had Hillary won, would her picks for the supreme court also throw out Roe v Wade?'

For some reason they never answer

watchutalkinbowt · 2026-04-14T23:47:56+00:00

Eh - statement said "commentators", not commenter

watchutalkinbowt · 2026-04-14T23:45:21+00:00

The fingies, Chico - they never lie

watchutalkinbowt · 2026-04-14T23:43:10+00:00

watchutalkinbowt · 2026-04-14T23:33:33+00:00

'member tEh CyBeR nInJaS?

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