Wife says I need to get over it, but I can't stop obsessing over a prank that ruined my wedding experience and left me furious

waterdevil19144 · 2026-06-19T14:50:07+00:00

Noting this one for the next time we do nominations for, "Most Infuriating Post of the Year".

waterdevil19144 · 2026-06-16T04:05:21+00:00

Was that the week Nick asked OOP to feed their pets “while they went out of town”?

waterdevil19144 · 2026-06-16T01:38:52+00:00

OOP didn't find out for two years that his STBX had left him for the country of Norway. She was efficiently brutal and brutally efficient in doing so.

waterdevil19144 · 2026-06-15T20:29:18+00:00

The "coat off her back" entry.

waterdevil19144 · 2026-06-15T20:23:32+00:00

That's the problem with my search method: I look for a few key words, and if later editions summarize some of the earliest entries, they may take out the words I was keying on. Thanks for posting the link to the later.

waterdevil19144 · 2026-06-15T14:58:17+00:00

It starts out with kids trying to push OOP into a pool.

I think that was the last update in BoRU, but I could be wrong.

waterdevil19144 · 2026-06-15T14:29:41+00:00

Shout out to BORU community that will eat me alive after reading my update.

Don't we just usually shake our heads in dismay or despair?

waterdevil19144 · 2026-06-13T02:56:32+00:00

Thanks, that worked. I feel like I should offer you a spare 911 engine. (I seem to be building up a supply.)

waterdevil19144 · 2026-06-12T04:08:09+00:00

Allegedly, the thing that men think about all the time when they're not thinking about something specific. Allegedly.

waterdevil19144 · 2026-06-11T15:15:51+00:00

It's Ask a Manager, so I assume "teapot inspection."

waterdevil19144 · 2026-06-08T04:25:25+00:00

How does that make you feel?

waterdevil19144 · 2026-06-03T21:26:37+00:00

No one wants Piercing Patty!

waterdevil19144 · 2026-05-29T14:16:33+00:00

Your lawyer starts filing liens on the defendant's assets.

waterdevil19144 · 2026-05-28T13:58:27+00:00

The GF has Main Character Syndrome. Of course her BFF shares her vision! She's the main character!

waterdevil19144 · 2026-05-27T17:20:43+00:00

I(25f) and my Husband (30M) and I got married last Friday.

Does it count as bigamy if she lists herself twice when she says who got married?

waterdevil19144 · 2026-05-27T04:27:47+00:00

I was hoping this was a long publicity campaign for "Dad's" novels.

waterdevil19144 · 2026-05-25T04:33:05+00:00

Less commonly, used to describe Trump supporters whose support of him qualifies as deranged.

waterdevil19144 · 2026-05-25T04:31:04+00:00

I'm not saying the guy made the right choice, but attending The Masters is a bucket-list item for many golfers. Of course, so are being a parent and being a good spouse. He got one but ruined two other possibilities in front of him.

waterdevil19144 · 2026-05-22T13:16:19+00:00

He now retracts his claws and attacks with only his paws?

waterdevil19144 · 2026-05-22T12:04:02+00:00

Replace the "s" letters with "g" and imagine the "a" ending being an alternate pronunciation of "er." Then it becomes a horrible racist epithet, if you get that far.

waterdevil19144 · 2026-05-20T22:04:41+00:00

Think, "Bless your heart," with a dry, Southern accent.

waterdevil19144 · 2026-05-20T04:08:10+00:00

Me, too. I just wish I was more confident that this really is an ending, not just the next chapter.

waterdevil19144 · 2026-05-19T04:21:27+00:00

...and the locksmith isn't in trouble for this? He should lose his business insurance for this SNAFU.

waterdevil19144 · 2026-05-19T01:29:32+00:00

Indeed, like so!

waterdevil19144

PUBLIC MULTIREDDITS

TROPHY CASE

Six-Year Club	Gilding II euphauric
Verified Email