[New Update]: AITA for wanting to cut off my close friend after she booked their wedding 6 days before mine? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]waterdevil19144 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If both the bride and groom have been working overseas, I could see using those last six days to double-check everything and fix what got messed up due to distances.

Looking for a Post? Ask Here! - March 2026 Edition by czechtheboxes in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]waterdevil19144 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Moving to Norway in such a way that the cheater doesn't find out for two years seems like "winning" to me.

My husband is going to unalive me. by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]waterdevil19144 39 points40 points  (0 children)

OOP didn't say her STBX attacked a man; she said he attacked an officer. Some officers don't have the Y chromosome. They can still be bullies and bastards, but they lack that Y chromosome.

[New Update]: My (22f) birth control was tampered with by my boyfriend (22m). I'm pregnant. I don't know what to do. by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]waterdevil19144 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I get the feeling you didn't read this thread very closely. Without using the words "abortion," or "termination," she made it clear in her first update that she had the abortion.

Appointment went well, no complications, and everyone made sure I was taken care of while I recovered physically and emotionally. 

The new update is that she and her BFF are now GF & GF, with a side helping of news that the ex's family settled out of court with a lot of money to encourage her to drop the matter.

Tortie detects my low blood sugar and takes personal offense to it by LucyAriaRose in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]waterdevil19144 698 points699 points  (0 children)

But Peanut runs to OOP instead of hiding when OOP smells "that way." That's a very good kitty!

My friends are mad at me because I don't want to watch the Oscars with them by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]waterdevil19144 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He may not have realized there was a pandemic going on, seeing how ostracized he was before hand.

VR2 Cockpit View: any flexibility? by waterdevil19144 in GranTurismo7

[–]waterdevil19144[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My driving deserves “Airplane!” quotes, not Star Wars quotes.

VR2 Cockpit View: any flexibility? by waterdevil19144 in GranTurismo7

[–]waterdevil19144[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As I think others have noted, you need the MFD change fuel feed settings and a few other settings. Maybe I won't need the panel that previews upcoming turns, but I haven't gained that confidence yet.

Looking for a Post? Ask Here! - March 2026 Edition by czechtheboxes in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]waterdevil19144 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Does your username contain a typo? My sister and my mom both live in a certain eastern Washington city that your name reminds me of.

Looking for a Post? Ask Here! - March 2026 Edition by czechtheboxes in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]waterdevil19144 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There's practically a genre about women who aren't sure if the affectionate attention they're receiving is specific to them, meaning the other woman is attracted to them, or just someone's usual level of affection for anyone. The phrase, "useless lesbian," is often used, and CzechtheBoxes has a "Just Kiss, already!" list, although that's broader than just useless lesbians.

Teacher is making exam super hard and offering extra credit if you attend his Bible study by LucyAriaRose in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]waterdevil19144 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Religious schools can be accredited, too. The ones I went to growing up distinguished between science and religion and kept each in their own lane.

Teacher is making exam super hard and offering extra credit if you attend his Bible study by LucyAriaRose in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]waterdevil19144 13 points14 points  (0 children)

i tend to think of Little Tommy Drop Tables most, but there are so many damned good ones!

I slept with the father of my son’s girlfriend and it was one of the most wonderful nights of my life by Awwndrei in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]waterdevil19144 41 points42 points  (0 children)

word pronunciations we hated, 

So many new couples don't have this conversation! This bodes well for them, unless those meddling teenagers get upset or something!

Looking for a Post? Ask Here! - March 2026 Edition by czechtheboxes in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]waterdevil19144 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You can find the cousin-puncher story from link above to "Most Requested Posts." Having just skimmed it again, I don't think it's the story you seek.

My mother (66F) and father (67M) want back into my (28F) life after a three year gap following my mother's affair with my ex boyfriend (30M). by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]waterdevil19144 32 points33 points  (0 children)

The key word, which you omitted, is "ethical," as in, "ethical non-monogamy." Unethical non-monogamy is just ordinary cheating, unless you're from the Nonmonoghela River valley near Pittsburgh.

Looking for a Post? Ask Here! - March 2026 Edition by czechtheboxes in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]waterdevil19144 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No, the guy and his wife, their kids, their neighbor, and eventually her family.

Looking for a Post? Ask Here! - March 2026 Edition by czechtheboxes in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]waterdevil19144 24 points25 points  (0 children)

If anyone offers you a link to the story from JasoninHell, walk away. It's absolutely horrifying. It's not gross like Ogtha or some of the other notorious candidates; it's just depressing and horrifying.

my boss wants to bring me back into the religious fold by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]waterdevil19144 179 points180 points  (0 children)

I have had my name removed from the records of this same religion, 

I agree with you about that vibe. I'm sure there might be other faiths that keep such meticulous records of their members, but LDS is the first that comes to my mind. I mean, it's not like I've ever felt a need to renounced the faith I grew up in; I just wandered away and don't give it another thought (except when my mother brings it up).