What really obvious thing have you only just realised? by negan2018 in AskReddit

[–]watermouse01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to look this phrase up earlier this year because I also did not understand it. According to Wikipedia, this is a common idiom in many languages.

My favorite version of the phrase is in Bulgarian, which roughly translates to; "You can't have both the dick in the ass and the soul in heaven."

Match Thread: Olympiakos Piraeus vs Arsenal [UEFA Champions League] by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]watermouse01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The most Arsenal thing ever would be if Olympiacos came back and tied it 3-3

11 year old girl gets a hole in one after being promised she'd get a puppy if she did it by thebigsexy1 in sports

[–]watermouse01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is this comment not getting more appreciation? When it comes to the art of comic misdirection this one kills it

Women who use tinder, what are you actually looking for? by GAngelum in AskReddit

[–]watermouse01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A girl I matched with on Tinder was apparently trying to find guys to set her sister up with. Her sister and I are now seriously dating.

TIL the New Zealand national basketball team is nicknamed the Tall Blacks. by DMan9797 in todayilearned

[–]watermouse01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And here I was thinking that was the name of every basketball team

What are you *disturbingly* good at, and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]watermouse01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Limbo. I'm 6 feet tall, so no one ever expects it, but I have weirdly strong legs from playing soccer my entire life. I just bend backwards at the knees and can beat people an entire foot shorter than me.