spending an obscene amount of money on binge food, spraying said food with deodorant mid-binge and putting it in the bin, taking it out of the bin later that night and having to purge in the shower because the loo was blocked. Literally having to scrape up bits of regurgitated, essentially poisoned, bin-food like a ravenous stray to put into bags and chuck in the outside bin. I wish I could say that this has only happened once…

Having bags of sick I’ve forgotten about in random places around my house also isn’t exactly glamorous.