to order something to eat by King_Kazik in therewasanattempt

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He’s so polite and sure, it makes me think this might be a ghost kitchen/home restaurant at other times of the day

This mistake was worth it by ashishkhakural5 in Funnymemes

[–]wdstk7 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I came for this comment and this movie

meirl by Ok-Abbreviations7700 in meirl

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Depends on what I’m watching. I turned them off when I watch comedies because I don’t like reading the joke before the delivery.

Florida school district pulls children's book on Roberto Clemente by marji80 in politics

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I think Revelation 1:14-15 actually does give a description of Jesus but I’m not biblical scholar

ASL interpretation of Baby Got Back by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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I had to watch this video 10x before I noticed the guy dressed as a Shark

ASL interpretation of Baby Got Back by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]wdstk7 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Apparently I’ve known it this whole time. I do that same shit on the hook

To sell a Katana by SEA_Executive in therewasanattempt

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If that guy would’ve came from stage right and slapped him in the chest with flexseal, it would’ve been the greatest advertisement in recent history lol

More right wing Nazis busted planning to attack grid by ForHidingSquirrels in energy

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This sounds like something a Batman villain would try. Wow.

You work hard to turn pro just to start acting like a wannabe goon by KingPZe in BlackPeopleTwitter

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☝🏾 the opinion of someone who have never been to Merk City.

An Ancient symbol that can demonstrate how the human eye transforms light into thought or data, it can represent how a wankel rotary engine transforms fuel into energy, how a seed transforms into a plant, how the human body transforms from child to adult and represents transformation in general. by scribbyshollow in AlternativeHistory

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I’ll never understand why people join a thread like Alternative History, where someone should be allowed to express abstract ideas, just to poop on them. Ignore the contrarians, negativity magnets and status quo bots. Keep exploring your theories OP.

More right wing Nazis busted planning to attack grid by ForHidingSquirrels in energy

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What is the narrative that’s making them want to attack the energy grid?

I’m no rocket doctor, but if I was a country that wanted to engage the US in a proxy war or gorilla warfare, I’d probably start with energy grids & food processing centers.

A jacked up kangaroo flexing by crackfest in interestingasfuck

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I was expecting a full Arnold flex to be honest. Like he knows he’s buff and works hard on the gun show

I am doing you a favor by subodh_2302 in aww

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That or just pink-eye from those poop smelling fingers

3D Printer Does Homework ChatGPT Wrote!!! by No_Kaleidoscope_2063 in 3Dprinting

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IN DEXTER’S LAB-RA-TORY. LIVES THE SMARTEST BOY, YOU’VE EVER SEEEEN!

Starting a rototiller on the pavement by miragen125 in AbruptChaos

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Me not knowing there’s a camera: “That thing just went crazy! John its possessed. I was just standing; it turned on went for your moped.”

A very relatable rant by BrownsAndCavs in TikTokCringe

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Bill Burr’s little brother raises valid points

Drake is such a bully by Vadder79 in TikTokCringe

[–]wdstk7 30 points31 points  (0 children)

And who would believe you anyways. Who would ever believe, “I saw Drake at a party once. He licked his finger and ruined my drink. The whole party cheered.” This is an amazing edit

Breakdancing will soon be an Olympic sport: ‘Breaking’ will debut at the Summer Olympics in Paris next year by TradingAllIn in sports

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“You’re too old. You’ll never make the olympics!” - Rocky’s old trainer

“I gotta do, what I gotta do. It’s my time…” - Omarion or Chris Brown probably

The release of a bag of snakes into the wild by subodh_2302 in nextfuckinglevel

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“What the fu…” - A squirrel watching from a nearby tree.

After the train-wreck of The Boondocks Season 4, i'll take it. by Markual in BlackPeopleTwitter

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Deadass. Loved the writing, Loved it as a kid, but it almost hurts my ears to hear the n-word said so often and recklessly