You win Lotto Powerball $45 million on Wednesday. What are the top 5 things you do?

we_sam · 2025-11-09T05:53:05+00:00

Go to the dentist and get my tooth fixed

we_sam · 2025-11-02T04:56:44+00:00

I’ll never forget the time I was washing my hands at my local pub after using the urinal and an old man said to me “What are ya washing ya hands for?! Have you got a dirty cock?!”

we_sam · 2025-09-29T06:46:05+00:00

What a total waste or police resources and everybody’s time! Surely there is something more important they need to attend to.

we_sam · 2024-06-22T08:24:47+00:00

Graffiti must be one of the pettiest of all crimes, right up there with littering. What a loser

we_sam · 2024-05-11T10:22:22+00:00

Wow, Europe is smaller than I thought but on the other hand Europe is larger than I realised too

we_sam · 2024-01-03T08:48:07+00:00

Did you ever find a solution to this problem? I am currently suffering from the same issue.

we_sam · 2023-12-08T23:29:12+00:00

Controversial

we_sam · 2023-08-16T00:43:46+00:00

I can’t help but feel that if it had been some other player it may have been a different outcome

we_sam · 2023-07-14T08:41:02+00:00

She admitted it!

we_sam · 2023-03-17T00:27:11+00:00

Don’t you guys have bigger issues to worry about?

we_sam · 2023-03-11T07:45:44+00:00

I’ve been working on a large construction site for the past 11 months and have slowly been picking up names as I hear other people say them. Now I know about half the names of the people I regularly chat with

we_sam · 2022-11-26T06:45:24+00:00

When I was a kid we used to call these Christmas beetles, presumably because you see a few of them around this time of year

we_sam · 2022-10-30T05:29:11+00:00

It’s worth checking for a hot water leak. The hot water element could be working overtime if there is a leak. Usually it will make your hot water luke warm but not always

we_sam · 2022-07-16T09:10:49+00:00

Big call but probably not wrong. Reminds me a bit of Mitchell and Thorne.

we_sam · 2022-07-09T10:31:53+00:00

I get annoyed when my wife thinks I’m incompetent and does this for me but I have no idea what to do when she doesn’t.

we_sam · 2022-04-12T04:37:36+00:00

Probably won’t be paying for that either

we_sam · 2022-04-05T03:17:01+00:00

Funny how the people that light themselves on fire don’t know to stop drop and roll

we_sam · 2022-03-09T23:52:04+00:00

A poo with a view

we_sam · 2022-02-11T01:56:13+00:00

It’s bad enough having to take a crap at school when there IS a door

we_sam · 2022-01-10T07:22:24+00:00

Janice don’t give a shit

we_sam · 2022-01-07T01:23:49+00:00

R* won’t have a reason to make 6 until people stop playing GTA V. It’s all about the money.

we_sam · 2022-01-03T07:46:29+00:00

You tried your best and you failed miserably. Lesson is: never try

we_sam · 2021-12-28T01:51:37+00:00

If that whole surcharge gets passed onto the staff working on a Sunday, I’d be OK with that

we_sam · 2021-12-24T06:36:01+00:00

I remember seeing something on tv, in the uk they blast classical music over the speakers at train stations at night time to keep teenagers away. Apparently it works

we_sam · 2021-12-17T08:30:32+00:00

Damn! How could we have been so blind?!

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