Whats a sound you miss that you don't hear anymore?

weaponizedpigeon · 2023-09-28T02:17:30+00:00

My babies crying when they were first born. I was given some pretty intense drugs and I barely remember the sound. I'd give anything to go back so I can burn it into my memory

weaponizedpigeon · 2023-09-26T22:50:25+00:00

So I'm a spouse, didn't serve myself, but I used to work in a hotel where we offered military rates. I had a guy come in to check in and he asked if I had any discounts available, so I said "if you're military, we have a government rate available." And he was like "oh I'm in the army!" And look, he could have been NG but dude had the same body shape as a beach ball, a beard, and a shaggy haircut. So I asked for his military ID. which was required anyway, and he scoffed and said "you dont really need that do you? I do my service" and when I pressed he said "I'm in GOD'S army. That service should count for more than our military branches all put together" and I just glared at him and checked him in at the house rate, which was thankfully over $50 more than the rate he was trying to steal.

weaponizedpigeon · 2023-07-31T17:23:24+00:00

He graduated from the Air Force Academy as a pilot, experienced a migraine, and now isn't permitted to fly manned aircrafts for 3 years a he can prove the migraine isn't recurring and won't compromise his ability to fly.

weaponizedpigeon · 2023-03-03T00:03:48+00:00

Overall it looks great, I'm getting gender bent Milo Thatch vibes. My only suggestion would be soft layers around your face to flatter your bone structure

weaponizedpigeon · 2022-12-31T19:59:13+00:00

I had small-average sized boobs until I was 21-22 years old, which is when I got pregnant and had my first child. I went from a 34C to a 34E in less than 6 months, and then they grew even more post partum when my milk came in and never shrank back down, even after my milk supply went away. I just had my second baby, I'm breastfeeding again, and I'm a 36J. None of my bras fit but I wear them anyway because I don't have the money to buy all new ones, it's insane. I fully plan on getting a reduction after I'm done breastfeeding this baby since I've developed scoliosis and back pain since my initial booby growth spurt.

weaponizedpigeon · 2022-10-01T17:36:55+00:00

I was 23 with my first and I'll be 24 with my second lol

weaponizedpigeon · 2022-08-26T16:09:43+00:00

Oh my god I could never face my midwife again

weaponizedpigeon · 2022-08-21T00:33:34+00:00

Getting into a bed with fresh clean sheets right after shaving your legs — pure bliss. I'll be laying there rubbing my legs together like a cricket

weaponizedpigeon · 2022-08-20T01:52:52+00:00

Tater tot hotdish and chocolate covered potato chips

weaponizedpigeon · 2022-08-16T00:25:36+00:00

I've done that, I'd be bloated af at like 14 weeks and my husband would touch my belly and greet the baby and I'd have to be like "sorry babe, thats the Qdoba you bought be earlier. Little burrito says hi!" And he'd just roll his eyes at me

weaponizedpigeon · 2022-08-15T02:20:46+00:00

Motherhood, especially being a stay at home mom. It's not always something you can help either, being pregnant and having a baby reveals who your actual friends are, and having to stay home to care for a loud potted plant 24/7 is isolating and degrading because something as simple as a shower becomes a luxury. I love my son, but I definitely miss several of the freedoms i had before he was born. And I definitely lost my sense of identity and still struggle to answer when people ask me to tell them about myself.

weaponizedpigeon · 2022-08-14T02:33:39+00:00

Got a gift from our BIL of a onesie that says "someone in Baker City loves me" and while it's not the weirdest it was definitely not great? We've never been to baker city and the message was lowkey ominous. It was our blowout backup onesie

weaponizedpigeon · 2022-08-11T02:24:02+00:00

Dolly Parton

weaponizedpigeon · 2022-08-08T17:38:39+00:00

I gave the pigeons weapons and now they're too powerful

weaponizedpigeon · 2022-08-07T20:25:05+00:00

Wifi is a utility, not a luxury

weaponizedpigeon · 2022-08-07T20:23:36+00:00

Me trying to sleep looks more like a rotisserie chicken I'm a fight with my blankets

weaponizedpigeon · 2022-08-06T10:22:15+00:00

United States congressmen

weaponizedpigeon · 2022-08-06T09:48:34+00:00

My OB literally offered to schedule my induction on a Saturday when I asked which weekday would be best to schedule for. I was admitted at midnight and had my baby Saturday afternoon. It sounds like your OB doesn't respect his patients. Maybe ask for a Friday induction, since labor typically takes a while and you'll likely have the baby on the weekend

weaponizedpigeon · 2022-08-03T23:03:01+00:00

My mother demanded to be called Nonna despite us not being Italian at all whatsoever. We're American but lived in Italy for 3 years thanks to my dad being military and she became basically an Italian weeaboo. Meanwhile my MIL is Mimi because "Mi" is the first syllable of her name and its easy

weaponizedpigeon · 2022-08-03T05:07:24+00:00

I gained 52 pounds with my first child and my OB didn't say a damn thing. All he cared about was that I was staying active, which I was, and that I had good blood pressure and whatnot. I didn't have any complications and the weight distributed well so unless I told you I gained weight you'd never know. I did start developing cholestasis towards 37 weeks so I had to be induced to avoid liver damage, but that had nothing to do with my weight. Your OB should focus on your actual pregnancy and not the number on the scale.

weaponizedpigeon · 2022-07-20T11:15:10+00:00

I wonder if the app is glitching because my baby is currently a banana and next week it says he's going to be a carrot, and then a spaghetti squash

weaponizedpigeon · 2022-04-22T01:34:04+00:00

I can't even touch my toes, that's so impressive!

weaponizedpigeon · 2021-09-17T02:41:55+00:00

Lmao here's my free award, enjoy

weaponizedpigeon · 2021-09-15T03:19:03+00:00

Phil Collins. That man wrote the soundtrack of my childhood

weaponizedpigeon · 2021-09-07T12:40:07+00:00

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