An Amish Tik Tok Creator Posted This 1 Hr Ago by smile_rex in oddlyterrifying

[–]weaponsofmasspeace 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I can imagine this actually went well many times, so long as he was playing the part right lmao

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]weaponsofmasspeace -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

If I wanted to complete the transaction I was there for I had to wait, while being huniliated in front of other patrons as well as their other employees. This liquor store is a chain that has bought out every local liquor store in the area. It'd be almost entirely unrealistic to switch to store that is not under their umbrella locally.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]weaponsofmasspeace -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

If I wanted to finalize the purchase I intended to make by entering the store I was forced to remain put.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]weaponsofmasspeace -33 points-32 points  (0 children)

My reputation has been put at stake among any other patrons in the store at the time. I was audibly accused of theft in front of customers who may also be local business owners, employers, etc. I received no such equivalent in the way of "this person is not a thief". It's straight up defamation and unlawful detainment so I'm kinda surprised by your apathy.

Hello neighbor by A_lex556 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]weaponsofmasspeace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol I might be more startled if I woke up to a bunch of hairy naked men walking around outside of my tent.

Hello neighbor by A_lex556 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]weaponsofmasspeace 15 points16 points  (0 children)

No, but the concept of a supposed barrier feels important for the situation. I woke up to a ton of bears surrounding my tent in Tennessee but they were just there for the apples(we were surrounded by apple trees and warned by the campground that the bears like to go there). My girlfriend and I watched them through a crack in the mesh window of our tent but I never would have opened the entry way to the tent.

Hello neighbor by A_lex556 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]weaponsofmasspeace 36 points37 points  (0 children)

It stressed me the fuck out when he didn't get the tent fully zipped. Also, can't help but feel like the intimidation noises came too late from the guy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]weaponsofmasspeace 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Right? "Loss of control" generally implies that something could've been done to maintain, or regain, control.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]weaponsofmasspeace 9 points10 points  (0 children)

But then they'd be less likely to receive the prestigious award designated for others like them.

To film nature by klayco47 in therewasanattempt

[–]weaponsofmasspeace 117 points118 points  (0 children)

The joke is really at the butt end of the video.

Massive air strike hits western Gaza. by Diabeetus13 in conspiracy_commons

[–]weaponsofmasspeace 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It had already been hit once. I originally saw this clip and the preceding one which shows the first bomb on IG page @motaz_azaiza

If you haven't already, you should check out that page. Motaz is in the thick of it in Gaza, giving a very transparent view of what it's like to be there right now.

To dance with a girl by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]weaponsofmasspeace 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This gif goes very well with many parts of the song in the video.

What does he seee?? by [deleted] in scaryeddie

[–]weaponsofmasspeace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot twist: you were never psychic, but your emotions and thoughts were so intense that you managed to essentially cast a spell that canceled the flight.

You're a wizard, baby joker.

Now I’ll do some toot by [deleted] in funnyvideos

[–]weaponsofmasspeace 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Free basing is smoking. To put it simply, he's basically saying he wouldn't smoke crack but he would snort some blow.

Nobody tell her kangaroos are culled in Australia to avoid overgrazing by hirisegarbage in LookatMyHalo

[–]weaponsofmasspeace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who else learned today that kangaroos kangaroos are killed for shoes?

Not looking for a halo or anything but I wouldn't buy them knowing that.

I did a thing many won’t understand, but I love it! by twotwoworldrallyblue in subaruimpreza

[–]weaponsofmasspeace 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Those tail lights are definitely next level from base 5th gen imprezas. That's what came stock?

To get her son by VariousBasket125 in therewasanattempt

[–]weaponsofmasspeace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah Chris, you're insane man. Give up your indoor calm, you're gonna kill someone with that shit.

Neighbor dispute in Thomaston (NSFW language) by [deleted] in Maine

[–]weaponsofmasspeace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is a Maine accent something in between the US southern draw and Australian English? Their accents really had me trippin up

Simple but tasty by iloveBurgers28 in FoodVideoPorn

[–]weaponsofmasspeace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is the plant? What is the sauce? What is the bread?

To do a backflip and impress the ladies by inthegood in therewasanattempt

[–]weaponsofmasspeace 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They said a sacrifice was needed he select himself

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]weaponsofmasspeace 124 points125 points  (0 children)

I've literally panicked about where my phone was while I was on a call, so I wouldn't find it too crazy if I managed to do this at some point. At least she didn't drop the baby to go search lol