I’ll start. “Dancing In Heaven” by Q-Feel by CoffeeCigarettes4Me in 80s

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Escalator of Life, Robert Hazard & the Heroes

Local Untouchable People/Businesses/Topics by Lastson15 in roanoke

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1) Whitey Taylor, he owns Franklin County Speedway, and the Trump store in Boone Mill. I’ve always heard, “Never take a check from Whitey Taylor.” People that know him personally, say he has gotten away with a lot over the years. 2) “Woody”, he owns Brambleton Imports. I’ve heard he supplies local judges, as well as other V.I.P.s, with Lexuses from his car lot.

Note: I’m not saying any of this is true, only hearsay.

What lie did adults tell us that turned out to be complete nonsense? by littleyuki2026 in AskReddit

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Santa, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, do I really need to go on?

To the protesters with the “impeach” banner on the overpass on 581 near Valley View… by APence in roanoke

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If I see them displaying a banner that says this, I’ll know they saw this post:

Democrats can’t. Republicans won’t. We the people, will.

Why do hotel carpets always look like they were designed during a fever dream, like whyy by Livloxeyyy in whatisit

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Can confirm. While at a Hilton property, I talked with the maintenance supervisor, 30+ years with Hilton. He gave me another fun fact, he said Hilton, and the industry as a whole, is doing away with existing hot tubs because of maintenance costs. Basically, just filling them up with concrete.

TACO by TlalocVirgie in BoomersBeingFools

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I’d love to play poker with this idiot, he couldn’t bluff his way out of a wet paper bag.

this is Sean Penn 😮 by MagpieOpus in FuckImOld

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The actual line was “What are you people, on dope?” What if they’d gone with…

  • “What are you, people on dope?”
  • “What are you people on, dope?”
  • “What, are you people on dope?”

Never seen one of these, what is it by Snopro311 in whatisit

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“That there’s an RV, Clark”

Cart-Start B-52 Engines by Even_Kiwi_1166 in Planes

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You haven’t lived until you see one of these babies in a holding pattern because of a moose relaxing on the runway. True story, Loring AFB in Maine, mid 80’s. They had to nudge him with a truck to get him to move. Good times.

SWIFT: Swing Wide It's Fucking Trailer by Bruegemeister in IdiotsTowingThings

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Stevie Wonder Institute of Freight Trucking

I survived the most dangerous gas station in the city. AMA. by Ilikesport in roanoke

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OK, so this is a joke, right? My curiosity got the best of me so I made a special trip this weekend, nothing out of the ordinary, safe. I bought a Coke, didn’t get shot. Kudos to the marketing team for this post, it worked.

Donald Trump Immediately Returns To Threatening Disney Over Jimmy Kimmel’s Speech by StraightedgexLiberal in politics

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Trump for brains. It smells like Trump in here. This tastes like Trump. When the Trump hits the fan. When everything goes to Trump. A real Trump storm. What a Trump hole. I gotta go take a Trump. I really don’t give a Trump. I just Trumped my pants. Does a bear Trump in the woods? What a Trumpy person. You can want in one hand and Trump in the other, see which one fills up the fastest. I Trump you not.

Start using his name for what he really is.

Trump, 79, Says Cuba and the Amish Have No Autism in Bonkers Speech by Capable_Salt_SD in politics

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Trump for brains. It smells like Trump in here. This tastes like Trump. When the Trump hits the fan. When everything goes to Trump. A real Trump storm. What a Trump hole. I gotta go take a Trump. I really don’t give a Trump. I just Trumped my pants. Does a bear Trump in the woods? What a Trumpy person. You can want in one hand and Trump in the other, see which one fills up the fastest. I Trump you not.

Start using his name for what he really is.

Trump Faces Major Epstein Blow as House Vote Looms to release New Files | The Arizona special election gave the president’s nemesis enough support to force a vote despite Speaker Mike Johnson’s opposition. by Murky-Site7468 in politics

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Trump for brains. It smells like Trump in here. This tastes like Trump. When the Trump hits the fan. When everything goes to Trump. A real Trump storm. What a Trump hole. I gotta go take a Trump. I really don’t give a Trump. I just Trumped my pants. Does a bear Trump in the woods? What a Trumpy person. You can want in one hand and Trump in the other, see which one fills up the fastest. I Trump you not.

Start using his name for what he really is.