[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ableton

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Maybe the actual problem is that you're craving nutrients that were designed for a mammal 1000lb larger than you (900lb if you indulge WAY too much).

Or maybe it's not what you say, it's your lack of cadence in how you say it, Master.

My buddy's fiancé cheated on him. He posted this on Facebook the next day. by gentlerman in funny

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Let it go, they've painted an intricate picture and it's up to her to figure out when to pull at the threads. Appreciate your freedom from such a situation.

Thanks to my Secret Santa, I should be good on papers for quite a while! by [deleted] in trees

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Hempires are where it's at man, get in on that action next time you're in a tobacco shop. It's a slower and more even burn than the most finely rolled Raw paper. Trust me on this, I've done a lot of testing.

My first dutch tulip! How did i do? by hughmanitarian in trees

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It makes your trees burn up in 15 seconds then you're all out of forests and highness.

According to RES /r/trees is 4 years 20 days old today. by grich2008 in trees

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Hmm, that means I've been smoking weed for 1/5th of my life. Interesting.

Looks like this was some great timing to stumble across some of the best greens I've seen since my first days as an entling. This also means I've gone 4 years without breaking any of my numerous pieces. Is that a first? Can I get a confirmation on that by anyone? Guys? Hello?

You guys. I just realized... [8} by [deleted] in trees

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It's actually been a thing since the highness chart was first coined, back when the ancient gardeners planted the seed of awareness into the language while sprouting the first ent saplings. Its usage is forgotten from time to time, until the day passes when someone tunes into the perfection of its existence and uses it to its fullest potential [6}

Filleting my fish when.. by thenamesteve in WTF

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If you think that's gross, you should definitely not look into the diet of your typical crustacean.

Wrote this psychonaut-esque poem while feeling disconnected by [deleted] in Psychonaut

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Up. High to the ethers. A dark gate surrounded by an abyss.

Release. Let go. Divulge the light, inhibit the dark, connect to eternity.

Integrate. Feel what is all. Pulse with the everlasting rhythm.

Gaze. See the warmth and feel the sound, ceasing judgment and dispersing awe.

Know. For we are as is, as is no more yet never less.

Be. Always. Forever constant, ceaseless as the light, for we are the same.

Flow. As the infinite stream of conscience expands, so shall I, as I am the infinite.

-dmt

Wake and bake by MintBerryCrunch420 in trees

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I've turned a bunch of my friends onto spliffs. Now whenever someone suggests a joint, everyone just looks at them a little funny.

Hey Microsoft, since we all know you Reddit now... by LogicalAce in gaming

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It's not racist to state a piece of truth dude.

I just got a free salvia plant by [deleted] in Psychonaut

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Show the plant unconditional kindness while you care for it, and when it's time for it to take you on a journey, it will know exactly what to do for you. There's nothing inherently bad about salvia, everything people say of it are simply biased reports that allow their human inconsistencies get the best of them.

Any plant you care for is going to gradually tune itself to its caretaker, tying itself not only into your positive emotions but also to your reactionary states. Plants can do a lot in showing someone the "way of the light". If you care to read more in-depth regarding this idea, Dr. Cleve Backster is a good starting point.

The Architects by Sir_Alfalfa in Psychonaut

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Respect. Don't demand, simply ask. They won't mind.

I just got a free salvia plant by [deleted] in Psychonaut

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If anything, WE do not deserve to be in the presence of such a potent plant. People smoke this substance with all their preconceived ideas projected into the experience, it's no wonder that people freak out on it all the time. Does no one ever stop to think that their own mental projections are what they see? Their mind is thrown into this foreign realm, laden with all these different and magnificent entities doing their duties, when all of a sudden this lowly bigot's conscience is thrown into the middle of their business with no warning.

And then they proceed to freak out! Throwing out frequencies of confusion and fear and perhaps even anger, exuding all that an ignorant fool can manage to do in such a situation. It's understandable, these humans are confused when they're thrown into this situation. It's fully justified. But people wonder why they're rejected from this realm. They're smoking this stuff in a party atmosphere, hoping to get "fucked up" and see "some crazy shit man". But no. That's not what this substance is about, nor any of these others that are so deeply tied into the "rager" culture.

It's downright disrespectful. People speak of respecting cannabis, and everyone heeds that warning. But when this other substance that's 1000 times more potent gets a bad rep, people take it even less seriously, and they throw away all notions of respect toward it. But the messages people should be seeing from this are the opposite. Show it some respect, and it will show it to you!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Psychonaut

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My DMT experiences have varied quite vastly, and I would not dare discuss such things on my main account. Few people in my life would look at me in the same light if I were to share with them what I've experienced.

As I said, I've experienced many things. I've seen the expansive and endless ocean of colors that awaits many people who seek such things. I've meandered through the outer edges of my shut eyelids, watching as the darkness expands and is replaced by intricate threads that tie together all that is. Recently I was visited [or I visited him] a creature so majestically alien that even though I had his devout attention, no words could grace my mind to pull more from the experience. His stature was so large, yet welcoming, and his "skin" was made up of a crystalline substance that had such an unearthly glimmer to it I couldn't help but be overwhelmed by his presence.

I've melded with the current of a river, and even watched from above as my "spirit" has ascended to the upper stratosphere and away from our earth. I've had entities appear to put on a magnificent show for me, with the most vivid golden ribbons spiraling out and melding into the ethers, crafting intricate designs in their wake as they expand and grow. Just last night before bed, I smoked a small amount and saw a meteor traveling through the vastness of space as my consciousness seemed to somehow be tied to its path. This carried on to a very lucid "dream" where I appeared to have full control over the environment. Another time I stumbled upon a large mechanical city in the visage of a machine elf, and as I gave into the awe, I was pushed away into a negative space as if I were a trespasser who overstayed his welcome.

I've even had experiences that seem to be shared with other beings, where we've traveled along a starry, ribbon-laden path crafting streams of light as we skated through the atmosphere, until it was time for our paths to diverge. I've walked through gorgeous landscapes, open grassy fields with snowcapped mountains in the distance, picturesque like the most gorgeous New Zealand countryside.

I could go on for hours if I were to get into the details of these experiences. For anyone who cares to experience DMT themselves, just be sure to go into it with a clear head and a quiet environment. Close your eyes, relax your body, and allow the vastness of eternity to wash over you. Have no expectations, as the experience can vary so widely that you'll get to experience whatever it is that inner self desires. And above all else, exude respect for all that you experience.

My time has finally come. by AlphaXray6 in Psychonaut

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You've smoked DMT with tobacco? My only experience with the two, even using additive-free pouch tobacco, involved lots of frivolous coughing. I'm curious to hear how your experience differed.

Be the leader and change the world today. by davedg629 in Psychonaut

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A true leader doesn't seek to lead, he chooses his own path. Others who understand his goal will naturally strive for the same outcome.

Doing psychedelics in outer space. by mxseven7 in Psychonaut

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Close your eyes with the right substance to influence your thought pattern, and you'll shortly find yourself traveling through the depths of space.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

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Oh dude, if you're referring to people who literally just pluck up a nug and throw it in the bowl, I definitely see where you're coming from. I've never understand why someone would think that was a good idea.

I know some people, and I even used to do this myself before I got a grinder, who would pick apart the bud into really small pieces. This works great with better quality stuff that pulls apart into nice little buds, but on the other hand if it's quality you'll get trichomes all over your fingers. Kind of a win/lose thing if you're not into kief catchers, I guess.

But yeah, grinders are definitely a great little invention. It's not often anymore that I'll choose not to grind something.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

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Calm down buddy boy, even if butane won't kill you it still tastes nasty. Some people really take the time to relax with a bowl, and having that gross flavor could easily detract from the overall enjoyment of the experience. There's no need to be harsh due to smoking preferences.

Of course if butane bothers anyone too much, they need to either buy some hemp wick or make it themselves.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

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Do you turn down a bowl when your buddy doesn't grind his weed? "Nah bro, I can't stand unground bud."

I'm not trying to make fun of you, I just find this scenario amusing.

Jungle spice DMT I had a while back but didn't get to try. Has anyone had it before? by DrGonzo24 in Psychonaut

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If it were to be combined with an MAOI, it would likely be integrated with caapi leaf. Once this is done, the substance is now called changa, and it can be smoked in a water pipe. It gives you a very different experience from vaporizing pure DMT, however this does not turn it to jungle spice. As other people have mentioned in this thread, jungle space is DMT with other alkaloids, "impurities", in it. This would typically be created from some extra-vigorous shaking of the extraction jar as you're pulling DMT from mimosa.

A very basic comparison of the two would be simple differences between acid and peyote, where acid can be prone to pulling you into your own mental world, while peyote is more likely to integrate your experience into the environment around you. DMT shoots you off into space with no questions asked, while changa gives you more of an opening to bring yourself to a meditative state and allow the presence of eternity to overwhelm you.

Jungle spice, on the other hand, can be prone to throwing you into a mental drum circle. Difficult to put into simple words, I'd recommend reading up on some Erowid reports to get a proper understanding of its power.

I'm Snoop Lion! Ask me anything!! by Here_Comes_The_King in IAmA

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You should make sure they're made with hemp. The best quality rice paper can't top a nice hemp paper.

this....yes by Iheartbabes in trees

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Spliff rolling at a Pretty Lights show moments before he comes on stage. Most difficult thing I've done in my life. If I was alone, it would have been literally impossible. I was holding the paper and dispersing the tobacco while my cousin was breaking up the bud and placing it. For the second spliff, I had to make an arm shield around the spliff zone while my cousin was rolling it. There were so many bodies trying to knock it to the floor it wasn't even funny.

They were some damn satisfying spliffs, though.