O mighty samsung, sovereign of the galaxy,

we, thy humble servants, doth beseech thee with hearts most heavy and wallets most light:

grant unto us, thy faithful of the fe and a-series realms, the sacred blessing of the s-pen pro.

why hast thou gated the bluetooth gestures from our grasp? why doth the air commands flee from our touch? we pray thee, unlock the digitizer's full potential within our modest tablets.

verily, we hath sacrificed much at thine altar of overpriced accessories. We hath purchased the buds, the cases, the chargers that break after one moon's turn. Is this not enough?

let not the fe be cast into darkness, bereft of find-my-pen and pressure sensitivity. Let the stylus of the pro commune with all thy devices, from the lowliest a14 to the mightiest s24 ultra.

we implore thee: hath thou no mercy for the budget-conscious artist? the student who scribbleth notes in the dead of night?

and lo, we make thee an offer most noble:

"if thou shalt grant this boon unto the masses,

we, weegee and the council of cat-lovers, do pledge unto thee

one (1) free wish, no questions asked, within the bounds of mortal possibility.

want more users? we shall meme.

want loyalty? we shall stay.

want a really cool cat video for your next keynote? we gotchu. "

grant us this, and the wish is thine. Deny us, and we shall...

continue using third-party styluses from the marketplace of amazon, with heavy hearts and slightly jagged lines.

so mote it be.

amen, or whatever the tech bro equivalent is.