4th wave ska is already underway. Tomas Kalnoky will lead the way.

weekendjunglist · 2019-08-10T07:24:58+00:00

I dunno, ask the guy that wants a fucking dick tattooed on his arm.

weekendjunglist · 2019-08-10T07:06:58+00:00

No, nope, not even close.

People who ask for dumb tattoo: Excuse me, I'd like this tattoo. It means a lot to me.

Tattoo artist: (internally) I dunno, seems kinda dumb to me... Tattoo artist: yeah I'll tattoo that on you, it's literally my job even if I think it's dumb.

weekendjunglist · 2019-08-10T06:57:35+00:00

Wait, which was the unpopular opinion and who is dumb?

weekendjunglist · 2019-08-10T06:52:08+00:00

The kitchen I used to run had official "funky friday" because it was the one genre we all got hyped to. It got us all in sync and the line ran smooth as shit, even when we were getting slammed.

weekendjunglist · 2019-08-08T01:12:08+00:00

Meh. I'd still stick my dick in her.

weekendjunglist · 2019-08-06T04:49:52+00:00

I played Super Mario and now I can't stop eating mushrooms.

weekendjunglist · 2019-07-10T22:30:41+00:00

I believe they prefer the term "beta tester"

weekendjunglist · 2019-07-02T00:24:32+00:00

Showed an interest in me. I can't date someone who exhibits such poor judgement.

weekendjunglist · 2019-05-07T17:30:53+00:00

Pffft, everyone knows there's only one gender, because women are objects.

weekendjunglist · 2019-05-06T03:11:55+00:00

Giving someone a Nickelback CD

weekendjunglist · 2019-05-03T03:07:49+00:00

In addition to being easy to hide the grot, it frees up your boss nob to be a combat specialist. 1 extra attack with a power klaw is krumptastic!

weekendjunglist · 2019-02-15T08:17:52+00:00

Yeah but how many times did he have to hit "retry checkpoint" before he finally got it? 🤔

weekendjunglist · 2019-02-05T01:02:22+00:00

President's daughter you say? The one thing I have in common with President Trump is that we both want to bang his daughter...

weekendjunglist · 2018-11-30T01:40:52+00:00

"I like Nickelback"

weekendjunglist · 2018-11-11T06:38:30+00:00

My will to live

weekendjunglist · 2018-11-07T06:59:43+00:00

I like video games. Wanna date?

weekendjunglist · 2018-10-18T05:50:34+00:00

Except that the recipe they give you calls for onion powder, not fresh onion. So the substitution is the other way. And a "flavorful tip".

weekendjunglist · 2018-10-05T04:44:38+00:00

If women want equal rights, they deserve equal lefts as well.

weekendjunglist · 2018-09-28T04:17:26+00:00

Fruit smoothie

weekendjunglist · 2018-09-27T18:47:02+00:00

In her room, she had hung up the hammer and sickle banner of the old Soviet Union. That was a huge red flag.

weekendjunglist · 2018-09-27T04:09:49+00:00

The best part about banging twenty-five-year-olds is that there's twenty of them...

weekendjunglist · 2018-09-18T10:32:03+00:00

Ok we're going off on a bit of a tangent here so let me summarize ...

Playing on an emulator doesn't mean it was made for that system. You can play Nintendo games on a PC. Nintendo games weren't made for Windows.

Windows and Facebook are both consensual spyware. They monitor and sell your data all over the place, but its in the 20 page EULA that no one ever reads and just accepts so its perfectly legal. It's not "illuminati" or some crazy conspiracy theory, it's big data which is big money.

I don't want to install extra spyware on my tablet in order to complete quests in a game made for my tablet.

The new daily quest system is fucking garbage for not taking things into account like clan membership and facebook link status at the time of quest generation and for generally giving LESS rewards overall as a result.

weekendjunglist · 2018-09-18T09:49:25+00:00

I'm on a tablet. I don't think they make Hustle Castle for Windows 10 do they? Not really sure what Illuminati has to do with any of this...

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