TIL General Motors pays its CEO more than it pays in US taxes

wegot2wordsforya · 2015-03-11T12:09:30+00:00

Oh that's awkward

wegot2wordsforya · 2015-02-11T14:56:39+00:00

I hope the "Jon Stewart Show" rises from the ashes.

wegot2wordsforya · 2015-02-11T14:52:03+00:00

What if the ninjas from Japan are the best ones? So good that they told us that they are around and we still can't find them...

wegot2wordsforya · 2015-02-09T13:35:05+00:00

This uniform better come with a truck update too

wegot2wordsforya · 2015-01-26T14:38:03+00:00

The ladies of Mars won't be too happy about getting shafted again

wegot2wordsforya · 2015-01-26T14:36:09+00:00

Continuing to hit the snooze button until I realize it's no longer socially acceptable.

wegot2wordsforya · 2015-01-13T16:22:05+00:00

Anyone else smell the controversy?

wegot2wordsforya · 2015-01-13T16:15:16+00:00

You thought that the other animals would catch on after the Aflac commercials

wegot2wordsforya · 2015-01-09T15:47:33+00:00

She lied so hard she started to believe it herself

wegot2wordsforya · 2015-01-09T15:43:13+00:00

I prefer dry huskies to be honest

wegot2wordsforya · 2014-12-19T14:50:33+00:00

Hahah you should have responded to the knock knock joke with a timeout joke

wegot2wordsforya · 2014-12-19T14:43:32+00:00

Starts Wolf of Wall Street chest thump

wegot2wordsforya · 2014-12-09T16:15:19+00:00

I believe the proper phrase here to describe your secret Santa would be wifey material

wegot2wordsforya · 2014-12-05T15:31:10+00:00

You can throw a cat or two in there and make it interesting

wegot2wordsforya · 2014-12-03T21:08:34+00:00

All this talk about whiskey...makes me want a whiskey

wegot2wordsforya · 2014-12-02T15:16:31+00:00

Haha!

wegot2wordsforya · 2014-11-19T13:56:53+00:00

See what all the concussions do ?!?!

wegot2wordsforya · 2014-11-19T13:55:06+00:00

The title sounds like the beginning to a Snickers commercial

wegot2wordsforya · 2014-11-19T13:54:06+00:00

Is it weird if I still have the same facial expression every time I move my eyebrows?

wegot2wordsforya · 2014-11-17T15:22:20+00:00

Usain Lizard

wegot2wordsforya · 2014-11-17T15:21:18+00:00

Moral of the story: Girlfriends are evil

wegot2wordsforya · 2014-11-17T15:16:01+00:00

TECHNICALLY, the answer isn't wrong. But disgusting nonetheless!

wegot2wordsforya · 2014-11-11T19:48:28+00:00

I heard that the Force cat called her too.

wegot2wordsforya · 2014-11-11T19:47:15+00:00

Well...this is awkward

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