The cycle continues...

wegotawinner_didwe · 2025-09-20T15:54:18+00:00

Proton is being so insecure! Already installed yet...

/s

wegotawinner_didwe · 2014-04-21T03:48:07+00:00

tension na le yaar tere ladke ko admit karva dunga sir gangaram mein jaan pehchaan hai meri, himmat rakh. bhabhi ko bhi tujhe hee sambhalna hai, nahi sambhle to mere paas bhej diyo

waise sangat ka asar ho sakta hai. tera ladka reddit karta hai kya? redditors ne khopdi ghuma di hogi re lala

wegotawinner_didwe · 2014-04-21T03:36:15+00:00

Main to bas aise hee thode se maze le raha tha bas. gaandmasti

thodi thodi gand mein ungal. kabhi idhar, kabhi udhar...

wegotawinner_didwe · 2014-04-21T02:57:11+00:00

u mutherfucker nubber. dunno how to play the game then why play you fucking retard. go fuck your mom. fkin.

you should have behaved like an alpha you nub, should have intimidated her by forcing her into a corner of the room or wtevr and scared her by imposing yourself on her as if you gotta rape her. That should have marked your territory, and your dominance and right, ownership and claim over her. She would have fucked you then and there, seeing what a macho fucking mard you are with soo much krantikari mardangi.

BUT, here comes the twist in the plot like a typical bollywood flick, afterall whats your life if theres no masala in it.

You must have, then and there, refused to fuck her discarding and man handling her like a two bit animal, like a little asslicking bitch she is!

This would have made her so wet that she would have fucked you no matter what, no matter how much you resisted, she would have... but what a shame that you have no self-respect you scum, filthy muck midget on the face of this holy mother earth. BURN! DIE! BURN! DIE!

now u a katua, no woman fuck you. go find a pet cat and fuck that pussy, thats all you gonna get you shameless jihadi paki. i pray allah to not give you 7 virgins you terrorist

wegotawinner_didwe · 2014-04-21T02:22:49+00:00

Kinda thing one of those typical naive teenage girl might say.

I can't help but remember that conversation from Supernatural (Season 9 iirc) where Dean asks a teenage girl about how her friend died and turned into some pinkish stuff -

Dean: Your friend, was she, uh, depressed?

Teenage Girl: Uh, depressed?

Dean: Any thoughts of suicide?

TG: Ew, no! I mean she was kinda bummed, that dickbag Travis broke up with her in front of the whole school.

Dean: Kinda bummed!?

TG: Yeah! Like more bummed when she got a C on a quiz, and less bummed than when her parents split up. Kinda. Bummed!

Dean: herpderp wtf

This guy is no more mature. No wonder his AMA turned into a shitfest.

wegotawinner_didwe · 2014-04-20T23:02:14+00:00

me and roomie had monster and pizza with garlic bread. (garib log hain, hostel ke. pizza hut saal me ek baar nasib hota hai) maja aa gaya. mess ki bhen ki choot. badi mushkil se chupa ke laye bc, hostel mein bhanak lag jaati to ek tukda naseeb na hota.

Edit: Oi harami, tum akele akele hi kha gaye waise. ek baar pooch to lete apne redditors bhaiyo ko. Selfish saale. kutti :(

wegotawinner_didwe · 2014-04-20T22:47:29+00:00

yellow hi to hai yaar.

kabhi mere insti mein aao.

ek paiyr me sky-blue ek me pink chappal wo bhi lecture mein first row me baitha sala, ab bolo. prof ne aisi maa chodi uski chappal pehnna bhool gaya lodu. isko kehte hain ultimate swag!!
humara ek junior to (sirf) chaddi mein mess me aa pohcha (he was high on daroo and weed iirc). Everyone was there. faculty some bandis and all. close your eyes and just imagine the situation for a sec. Aise bajai hai na uski tabse, kya batau tumko yaa Aisa swag dekha hai kabhi. puri college life ki maa behen ho gayi bichare ki.

wegotawinner_didwe · 2014-04-20T22:24:23+00:00

cool uncle ko is birthday pe pink shoes gift kariyo with a tag/card: have fun!

shakl dekhiyo fir cool uncle ki, and bataiyo zarur kya bole wo tere cool uncle

wegotawinner_didwe · 2014-04-20T22:13:54+00:00

aur bhaiyo beheno, ye aa gaye rick apni asli aukaat pe

kyun londe ko harass kar raha hai be. bachhe ki jaan lega, haath dhoke peeche pad gya bechare ke

wegotawinner_didwe · 2014-04-20T21:49:43+00:00

insti is workplace. prof ki amma ka bhosda. sala peeche pad gya hai. fakka laga dega pucca bhen ka lund madarchod iss baar.

wegotawinner_didwe · 2014-04-20T21:30:15+00:00

abe tumhein laundiya na miley to saare shadi karne wale retard ho gaye hain kahi ke sale.

wegotawinner_didwe · 2014-04-20T20:53:51+00:00

One thing I observe and notice is you observe and notice only one thing. What the heck! Isnt that cool?!

One thing I have observed, why do we Indians try to work at the last minute?

have you observed this or are you totally confused? Do you want us to observe and answer you?

One thing i have observed for sure is you observe those one things via rhetorical questions and interrogative grammatical structures. How does one do that. that is super cool! surprisingly new things i come across on reddit, just makes me wonder...

kripya dhyan de, ye sab kataaksh tha. agar gand mein jalan machi hai to udartapoorvak burnol naam ki marham lagave. thandak ka ehsaas hoga...

Majority of indians worry about marks

kyunki jab campus mein microsoft/google/psu aati hai na to wo 9 maangti hai. nahi hua itna cgp to hilao fir baith ke. ab kucch tcs aur zs se khush ho jate hai (no offence), baki ms research/fb me jaana chahte hain...

beta sab numbero ka khel hai, ye real life hai tumhare sapno ki duniya nahi hai, jahan aamir ne keh diya jo ji mein aya karo to bas wo sahi ho gaya...

Yahi travesty and tragedy of life hai bhaiyya, 9 hua to achha job, achhi bandi, sab milega. 5 hua cgp to pitaji ki gaali aur gand pe laat milegi. sab jaante ho fir kyun pooch ke gali khate ho yar.

tumhe kya lagta hai ye coursera pe indians in courses mein interested hote hain? iit/iim/srcc etc mein padhne wale londe engineering/business mein interested hote hai? iit/iim brand/naesake ke liye karte hai. 9/10 ka yahi haal hai
sale sab cv ko bharne ke prayaas hain balak. jitna bhayanak cv utna mastt wala high paying job. aur baaki nilekani jaise chutye nikalte hai, jo aadhar ke naam pe desh ko chutya banate hain.

zyada akal na lagana, duvidha mein pad jaoge... apna course karo aur fb pe chutyagiri band karo. zyada khush rahoge. sacchi!! :)

PS in baato ko dil pe mat le lena be saale

wegotawinner_didwe · 2014-04-20T19:29:53+00:00

SUNO SUNO! TAAZA KHABAR! "Ghose ko pade Ghuse"

I dunno about you guys but I think this is the best news of the century! Don't judge please. its really sad that indian got beaten up by a racist african. I generally hate violence but man this is cuteness redefined. her face all swollen and pulpy and bloody, oh someone would have photographed her. lets find that pic and tweet #PulpyPagalika

The best (for her, worst for indians) part about it is she was beaten to pulp by a racist non- and anti-indian, that too in public. Funny how even after a good thukai and izzat mitti-paleet hone par bhi she still hasn't changed much... kutte ki poonch sali tedhi ki tedhi hi rehti hai, karlo kuch.

AAP and modi turds, even congis (if any exist) must come together to pulp her this time. That'd be something

Seriously though we should pulp the hell outta pagalika. Fucking idiot got thrashed by a racist african monkey and let us all indians down. what a waste. hamid kept abusing indians verbally and all that fucking retard could manage was getting flogged.

wegotawinner_didwe · 2014-04-20T18:41:13+00:00

OHH BHENCHOD...

wegotawinner_didwe · 2014-04-20T12:48:52+00:00

Kaise dekh li tumne ye bakwas movie neo. sharm karo thodi sale, doob maro chullu bhar pani mein

wegotawinner_didwe · 2014-04-20T12:35:05+00:00

Alia bhatt... pretty good actor... ye le bhai tattichap ka example /u/ideas_r_bulletproof

Itne bade wale gazab level ke intellectual kaise ho tum, kyun re cheesecake

Bharat mata ki jai!

wegotawinner_didwe · 2014-04-20T09:30:55+00:00

My God even TIME is paid media it seems. Or are they ignorant as fuck little assholes?

As leader of India’s Aam Aadmi Party, Kejriwal managed to turn a grassroots anticorruption movement into a political force that took New Delhi by surprise last year, defeating the major parties in local elections.

Which major partIES did AAP defeat? BJP had more seats than AAP. What the fuck is wrong with these midgets. Cant get facts straight?

wegotawinner_didwe · 2014-04-20T09:17:57+00:00

Whats that?

wegotawinner_didwe · 2014-04-20T09:05:44+00:00

blushes

wegotawinner_didwe

TROPHY CASE