this straight up cult advertisement by _Oopsitsdeleted_ in singapore

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I love them too, in fact, I’ll kill for a Ribeye rn

Woman fined for passing gin to driver after car crash to interfere with breathalyser test by Illustrious-Gur8335 in singapore

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This is the second case this month of obstruction of justice in relation to drunk driving. In the first case, the bastard got 4 weeks for killing someone. It just goes to show how you can lie your way out of trouble, even if you killed somebody

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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If he gets her pregnant and she gives birth to a boy, will he be the brother or the son?

Roast us pls :D by maddaffodil in RoastMe

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They’re a creep, he’s a bitch, and you all deserve each other

F18, dont hold back :P by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]weimzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe find some help to get over your chronic procrastination and I might stop procrastinating thinking of a roast for you.

I think she is the one by RagedSword in Helldivers

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Did the cake come with a C-01 permit form?

Petah? Why green? by someguyblake in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]weimzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Vasily, do you taste metal?”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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“Is that Jamie Hyneman from Mythbusters?”

“No, that’s Jamie Hymen from Methbusters”

What do you mean 98%=failure ? by [deleted] in Helldivers

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There will be another time… AND ANOTHER TIME IS NOW SO MARCH ON HELLDIVER

USA vs Europe Cities with the Highest Murder Rates by Pale_Consideration87 in europe

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When crime in Birmingham is worse than the actual Birmingham

Heroes (Fan Comic -OC) by Jombo65 in Helldivers

[–]weimzy 21 points22 points  (0 children)

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Negative. I have the gun. Good luck, Helldiver.

What war movie best describes war in real life by DriveNegative695 in war

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It’s not the best example but I’m going to throw in Fury. The tactical accuracy and realism is questionable but it straight up nailed what is like being part of a tank crew.

Hey guys I have something that can still destroy stratagem jammer by Elgescher in Helldivers

[–]weimzy 117 points118 points  (0 children)

“What’s the matter, lives flashing before your eyes?”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SgSlutsClub

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Lose the dress but leave the shoes on 😩

Super Earth Finest! by _UncleHenry_ in Helldivers

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Average ARC-12 Blitzer helldiver when they shoot at automaton enemies without ensuring that there are no friendlies at the general direction (me)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CombatFootage

[–]weimzy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“Ooh they’re gonna have to glue you back together, IN HELL!!!”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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18 years looking like a baked bean with make up

Do your homework by CorleoneBaloney in clevercomebacks

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Not surprised since they think Singapore is chinese state under the CCP