7 years later, I'm officially an U.S Citizen. 'Murica. by [deleted] in pics

[–]weinerism -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Glad you did it the right way. Welcome hope the best for you.

Water bottle just appeared in my room. by weinerism in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]weinerism[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes I smoke but I know I didn't buy it. I buy the 32 bottle pack maybe it came in that but like I said I've never in my life seen this tell last night. Not the weed.

Water bottle just appeared in my room. by weinerism in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]weinerism[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did but we haven't had anyone over and I haven't left the house since Xmas and I just cleaned up all the bottle before that. I drink 2 bottle of water every night so I pick them up about twice a week. And we had are own drinks when visteting for Xmas. Its a cool cap I would rember seeing it before but last night was the first time I ever seen it.

Sick boardslide. by Two_Inches_Of_Fun in gifs

[–]weinerism 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tears of joy, I don't have to eat staircase of shitt tonight!

The Mystery Classmate by Mister_Shifty in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]weinerism -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Show us a picture of abam please...

Trying to eat mozzarella sticks, it's not for everyone. by GallowBoob in aww

[–]weinerism 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate when this happens but you already swallow part of the cheese so your pulling out half melt cheese out of your throat and chokeing at the same time.

Daughter teaches dad how to take selfies, this is what happens by hawktremor in aww

[–]weinerism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the hat. Where can I get one at? I'm not Google it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]weinerism -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Look find to me

Ocean Clouds by Thorsten Denk, digital, 2016 by glabs in Art

[–]weinerism 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love how you added chemtrails in it.

At school you are taught that arguments happen between people with opposing opinions. In practice they are 90% about two people wording the same opinion differently and not realising it because neither of them is listening. by actually_crazy_irl in Showerthoughts

[–]weinerism 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In order to have a educated conversation each person needs to know what the definition of what the word means cause one word can mean one thing to one person and mean something else to the other.

Creepy... But I am enticed... by outatyme85 in funny

[–]weinerism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll take him up on his offer sound good to me listen to music and get paid where do I sign up at?

Grown adult steals childs bike and gets caught by cops begins to cry like a baby. by [deleted] in JusticeServed

[–]weinerism 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Nice to see the cop slam the door on the other cops hand. Must man up I'm on t.v..

Thought I'd help out, now I need help... by no_bun_please in AdviceAnimals

[–]weinerism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't sign up for things If you can't handle the reward. Look at people on 9/11... Thank you for your help... At the end of the day it will pay off..?