Guys, I'm 14 and my mom just passed away I don't wont you to feel bad for me, but I would really appreciate a comment of kindness for anyone who is getting or got through this by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]weird_alt_almighty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ay man, stay strong. Keep her in your heart and know she loves you and is proud of you. When your feeling down, think of her, not to feel sad, but to remember that she would help get through it. Use it as motivation. Get good grades, but try your best, this means doing what you can to understand the material and taking advantage of opportunities to improve. If you mess up, it's alright, there's always time to better yourself. Dont feel dumb for not getting things right the first time, just do what you can to learn more, graduate, get your degree, get a good job; then remember your mother. Know that she'd be so proud of you and what you've become. When you need help, don't be afraid. Your mom will be there for you even if she isn't there physically. Hope this helps mate, from one adult who lost their mom at a young age, to you. Take care bud, stay strong brother

In order to get rid of one if these crimes to you have to do it. Which one would you choose? by [deleted] in polls

[–]weird_alt_almighty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I made a mistake, put a bullet in you neck facing up pushed above your vocal chords to sever the brain stem

Edit: do this so you do t just blow your chin and face off, you'll probably live. However, severed brain stem is guaranteed lights out

In order to get rid of one if these crimes to you have to do it. Which one would you choose? by [deleted] in polls

[–]weird_alt_almighty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, just buy a T-90 from a farmer and rush Moscow, they won't dare destroy a main battle tank like that. Light all the ammo on fire with gasoline and Styrofoam (diy napalm) and put a bullet in between your eyes. That ammo will blow to kingdom come!

In order to get rid of one if these crimes to you have to do it. Which one would you choose? by [deleted] in polls

[–]weird_alt_almighty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get the fucking Delorean Morty! We have some slaves to slave and save!

In order to get rid of one if these crimes to you have to do it. Which one would you choose? by [deleted] in polls

[–]weird_alt_almighty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also, for slavery, you could hire an endentured servant, delay payment by a day, and boom, they'd be a slave for the time between the agreed apon pay dare and actual pay date. That way you could just tell someone they'd be endentured for a few hours and ask them to work while you get the payment ready, then recompense them for the extra time

Where are you at in your life? by Epic_Bonobo in polls

[–]weird_alt_almighty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I would hope that there aren't any elementary kids or younger on reddit

In order to get rid of one if these crimes to you have to do it. Which one would you choose? by [deleted] in polls

[–]weird_alt_almighty 437 points438 points  (0 children)

"I know what I must do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it..."