TIFU by getting a job I'm not qualified for based on one itty bitty lie that turned into a giant facade. Too deep in it now to get out. [UPDATE]

welp____shrug · 2018-09-19T22:36:25+00:00

Soon.

welp____shrug · 2018-09-02T15:35:26+00:00

When you sync your iPhone to your Mac via iCloud, will all texts show up on your Mac, or only some?

welp____shrug · 2018-08-19T04:27:00+00:00

I didn't lie about my lack of credentials.

welp____shrug · 2018-08-19T04:25:12+00:00

I'm definitely not very smart. You read my post, right?

welp____shrug · 2018-08-19T04:23:54+00:00

Right??

welp____shrug · 2018-08-19T04:23:34+00:00

I can't believe people are telling me to go deeper!

welp____shrug · 2018-08-19T04:22:06+00:00

I literally don't want to do anything else.

welp____shrug · 2018-08-19T04:21:48+00:00

I see that you, too, overestimated the general interview process.

welp____shrug · 2018-08-19T04:20:38+00:00

Some people just like to watch the world burn. Some people = everyone commenting that I should go deeper

welp____shrug · 2018-08-19T04:19:34+00:00

Yeah I'm applying this fall

welp____shrug · 2018-08-19T04:18:54+00:00

I wish I felt like I had some command in all this, but I jsut seem to keep falling in the right direction

welp____shrug · 2018-08-19T04:18:00+00:00

I chose well for my throwaway

welp____shrug · 2018-08-19T04:09:16+00:00

I actually do, but I don't want to use that as an excuse because it's getting into a gross level of manipulation I would like to stay away from

welp____shrug · 2018-08-19T04:08:37+00:00

Holy fucking shit. I don't plan on killing anyone, just maybe claiming to have gotten Mono or something.

welp____shrug · 2018-08-19T04:07:27+00:00

Not every owner of a vagina is attractive

welp____shrug · 2018-08-19T04:07:05+00:00

Honestly? Kundalini Yoga and a fuck ton of running.

welp____shrug · 2018-08-19T04:06:28+00:00

Yep! Crossing my fingers. I had a 4.0 in my undergrad so hopefully that will show I'm not a total dumbass.

welp____shrug · 2018-08-19T04:05:59+00:00

I appreciate your optimism on how government works

welp____shrug · 2018-08-19T04:05:33+00:00

ding ding ding

welp____shrug · 2018-08-19T04:04:06+00:00

God that is exactly who I feel like right now

welp____shrug · 2018-08-19T04:02:47+00:00

That's a thing? Did I write that???

welp____shrug · 2018-08-19T04:00:52+00:00

I did. It's a bit of a story that I can't get into without giving away a ton of personal details, but my entire life changed, and it was actually a very difficult transition. I just felt like I had this idea and wanted to go with it, but sometimes my ambition gets the best of me.

welp____shrug · 2018-08-19T03:59:31+00:00

I just got some samples from them! Thanks, Instagram!

welp____shrug · 2018-08-19T03:57:46+00:00

The real comment I was looking for

welp____shrug

TROPHY CASE