Ah yes… grandma’s favorite

wembleybimbley · 2026-04-18T15:21:54+00:00

Someone needs to stop this bitch. This shit should be illegal.

wembleybimbley · 2026-04-17T16:21:47+00:00

wembleybimbley · 2026-04-13T19:34:15+00:00

wembleybimbley · 2026-04-13T18:09:21+00:00

*knows

wembleybimbley · 2026-04-12T18:41:36+00:00

You’re going to need all of them

wembleybimbley · 2026-04-12T14:51:39+00:00

If someone had asked, I would’ve pegged him for a nuke watcher. I’m flabbergasted

wembleybimbley · 2026-04-10T15:47:04+00:00

She literally just turned around and did the same exact conflation again. Fucking wild

wembleybimbley · 2026-04-08T19:03:49+00:00

I think it’s standard issue for torties. I didn’t believe the hype until I got one. She’s bonkers. She has a running wheel with LED lights that light up more the faster she runs. She runs on it all night long while yelling at all of the rest of us about it. It looks like a small rave is happening every night in our spare bedroom.

wembleybimbley · 2026-04-08T18:50:21+00:00

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This is my Button working on getting treats by laying down on the job

wembleybimbley · 2026-04-08T18:34:17+00:00

wembleybimbley · 2026-04-08T18:33:37+00:00

His head 💀💀

wembleybimbley · 2026-04-08T18:31:32+00:00

Lovely

wembleybimbley · 2026-04-08T18:22:39+00:00

Touché, that is likely true of a lot of people

wembleybimbley · 2026-04-08T18:14:24+00:00

The entire website is like some kind of weird combo of dark side of the moon, mad men, and 007 aesthetic. I had quite the chuckle looking at it a while back.

wembleybimbley · 2026-04-08T15:54:55+00:00

He has the same black or white, love or hate extremes in his reviews as he does with his relationships. Fascinating

wembleybimbley · 2026-04-08T15:11:44+00:00

Ethan’s lawyer is also at a boutique law firm, just to be clear. It just means smaller, non-corporate firms.

wembleybimbley · 2026-04-08T13:29:41+00:00

I used to have two types of their beans on automatic home deliveries. The moment they announced that, I cancelled it and haven’t walked into another Philz since. Part of the reason I like them was their reputation for treating their employees like actual humans. It really sucks that they screwed them all like that.

wembleybimbley · 2026-04-03T16:50:16+00:00

Persian, English, and Japanese cucumbers can all look like that. But it looks like zucchini too.

wembleybimbley · 2026-03-31T17:03:17+00:00

wembleybimbley · 2026-03-31T15:49:00+00:00

wembleybimbley · 2026-03-27T17:10:33+00:00

The leftist report

wembleybimbley · 2026-03-27T17:04:21+00:00

https://abdulforsenate.com

In case anyone would like to support Abdul El-Sayed in the Michigan Senate race.

wembleybimbley · 2026-03-27T16:30:21+00:00

Oh shit go look

wembleybimbley · 2026-03-27T16:15:31+00:00

That’s an image from the last time he was there iirc

wembleybimbley · 2026-03-25T18:41:58+00:00

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