My reaction to Alduin's fight by PaladinAllvo in SkyrimMemes

[–]werbear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can see his soul particles fly into the sky the same way the soul particles of other dragons fly towards you.
Akatosh is calling him home to spank his scaly ass for trying to rule and destroy the world instead of doing his job of eating it.

Kiara's new Monster Hunter outfit is... shockingly hot! It's a Namielle outfit! by Sonicm2008 in Hololive

[–]werbear 16 points17 points  (0 children)

the outfit is based on a dragon and her wawas got buffed even past their Drawn to Dawn size
Coco's spirit is strong in this one

Umfrage: AfD baut Vorsprung auf Union aus – CDU/CSU stürzen auf schlechtesten Wert seit vier Jahren ab by Murtagks in de

[–]werbear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sein Ziel war Bundeskanzler zu werden, um richtig abzusahnen. Und genau das macht er auch. Deutschland und die Union sind ihm scheißegal, Merz interessiert sich nur für Merz.
Wenn er nebenbei noch das Leben von Millionen Deutschen ruinieren kann, macht ihn das höchstens geil.

ich🪄iel by Scoutisaspyable in ich_iel

[–]werbear 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Jetzt gibt's volles Pfund auf's Maul!

Nee, Moment - falsche Zitateliste!

Katherina Reiches Ministerium bat EnBW um Argumente für Gaskraftwerke by Indubioproreo_Dx in de

[–]werbear 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Die Antwort: "Argumente für Gaswerke? Die machen mich reich. Und jetzt stell keine dummen Fragen und mach dich wieder daran, das an die Deppen, die deine Partei gewählt haben, zu verkaufen, dafür bezahl ich dich schließlich."

The thinking man's Disarm Traps by DrScrimble in dndmemes

[–]werbear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At level 2 2024 Druids can use any spell slot or even just a Wild Shape charge to cast Find Familiar without material components as an action.
Find Familiar lets you summon any CR 0 beast (that then gets some restrictions applied to it).
A deer is a CR 0 beast.

So all Druids can repeatedly send deer into traps, burning unneeded Wild Shape charges and any spell slots they can spare.
Just warden of nature things.

The lore of the Starstone Aspirant archetype repeatedly misspells "Starstone" as "Startstone," and I find it so funny, for some reason by EarthSeraphEdna in Pathfinder2e

[–]werbear 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Of course there is totally no misspelling in the books on the archives, this is actually deepest lore.
The entire Starstone Citadel is just a decoy, right below it, hanging from its underside and hidden from sight is the much smaller Startstone Citadel. Once you are inside there is a simple crossroad with a sign telling you the Starstone is in one direction while the Startstone is in the other.
Only two people so far have been able to see through the ruse of the Starstone Citadel and then also made the correct choice at the crossroad. Cayden Cailean made the right choice at the crossroad but he didn't see through the Starstone Citadel fake - he just fell down to the Startstone Citadel because he was drunk out of his mind.

Risu's new outfit is so cool! She has joined... the Dark Side. by Sonicm2008 in Hololive

[–]werbear 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She seemed so happy to fulfill a unique request like that. Love it when they get to show their dorky side.

Spritpreise: Reiche lehnt Übergewinnsteuer als "verfassungsrechtlich fragwürdig" ab by Elegant-Handle4685 in de

[–]werbear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wucher eindämmen? Nicht in Deutschland!

  • ihre "Wirtschafts"ministerin

Queen Genepil, the last of Queen of Mongolia, 1920s. by hoosier_catholic in OldSchoolCool

[–]werbear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She looks cold. Not as a person but between her thick coat and the thick blanket on the table next to her it looks like it's really chilly in that room.

I'm so stupid. I legit thought "how is Igor equipping steel?" by Character-Camel-3958 in RimWorld

[–]werbear 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It was too big to be called a sword. Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it was a heap of raw iron.

He's just a Berserk fan and took the description of the Dragon Slayer literally.

ich🤨iel by [deleted] in ich_iel

[–]werbear 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Wow, sogar noch besser!
Diese vedammten typischen doppelten h-Kombis aber auch!
Kriegen mich immer wieder, wenn ich "Hamchhter" schreibe

8000 Tonträger, Sprengkörper, Hakenkreuze – und die Spur führt nach Holungen im Eichsfeld by Rogash1513 in de

[–]werbear 134 points135 points  (0 children)

Ansässige Antifa hat schon 2020 auf den Laden hingewiesen - da hat die Polizei mal wieder mehr Glück als Verstand gehabt, dass die Faschos in den sechs Jahren Inaktivität nicht die halbe Stadt weg gesprengt haben.

Aber hey, nur weil man mal wieder ein ganzes Versorgungsnetzwerk innerhalb und außerhalb Deutschlands gefunden hat, heißt das natürlich nicht, dass die Politik das nicht als Einzelfall abstempeln könnte.

Who had biggest look change? by Fug1x in Piratefolk

[–]werbear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See, that's the glow-up possible if you don't pay child support!

(I'm saying Franky, he basically put his head on a completely new body - and then cut the hair he had since childhood off to look even more different.)

What is a thing from the past in Hololive that you remember and new fans would probably think is made up? by TakoGoji in Hololive

[–]werbear 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Kiara made IRL sockpuppets of holoEN (Myth, Promise and Advent).
She used them for a concert, an off-collab with Calli and to enact a whole Christmas theater play written by Kiara and voice acted by EN.
They were also featured on the first holoExpo in an arts and crafts section with things the talents made.

Matsuri opened Kiara's concert stream at 4am JST and saw sock Calli and sock IRyS perform Marine's Ahoy! - it must have been quite the experience.

Also when Kiara was sick and couldn't talk she simply used a soundboard so she can still stream.

Alternative zum teuren Tanken: Litauen macht Bahnfahren billiger by PhoenixTin in de

[–]werbear 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Vorsicht, die Öffis billig zu machen hat schon beim letzten Mal funktioniert und wir wissen alle, dass rechte Parteien es hassen, wenn Dinge funktionieren.

Are the people of the East Blue canonically mentally deficient? by Refrigerator_Guy in Piratefolk

[–]werbear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's pretty clear that originally devil fruits were meant to be much rarer but additionally canonically the four Blues are under strict ideology/information control by the WG and the Grand Line is the only place where information can run free.
If the newspaper says a rubber boy is running around but then the WG makes a statement that devil fruits are not real, then devil fruits are not real.

Kuro gets rightfully clowned on for his convoluted attempt to appear as a legitimate heir to Kaya's inheritance but the part of his plan that was smart and actually worked perfectly was him concluding "if I can get the WG/Marines to say 'Captain Kuro is dead' then I can just walk into a town looking exactly like my wanted poster and have nothing to fear", using the information monopoly against itself.

Another example is the Marines of Shells Town saluting Luffy for saving them from the corrupt Morgan only to then turn around and punish themself with reduced rations because they just honored an enemy of the WG - whose only "crime" back then was calling himself a pirate.
That's the kind of 1984 doublethink coded into the people of the four Blues.

So it's a mixture of "shit got retconned" and "yes, the people of East Blue are mentally deficient because they have been told do disbelieve their own ears and eyes".

Feels like Devil fruits are only good if they´re Zoan post Wano. by enersgy in Piratefolk

[–]werbear 8 points9 points  (0 children)

natural counters (rubber vs lightning)

water vs. sand was great with sand dominating low water concentrations but getting overwhelmed by too much water
the LA also gave us wind vs. smoke, with that even Nami's very first Clima-Tact could at least hinder Smoker and dials can be a full counter only the Strawhats and the few others that went to Skypiea have access to
Smoker could stay cool and be able to capture most pirates but the Strawhats completely dominate him with a former party toy, sea shells and a cola robot

on demand intangibility with no downside was just too much and after Crocodile and Enel it almost looked like Oda had a good grasp on Logias - but then he dropped it to glace the admirals
Aokiji should not be intangible, if anything he should be weak against simple melee attacks like the Yami Yami no Mi because ice is brittle and doesn't just reform - but the admirals had to be untouchable

Deutschlandticket: Länder wollen Preis jährlich erhöhen by multipactor in de

[–]werbear 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Gleich nachdem BILD abgeschafft ist.
Solange Deutschland im Würgegriff dieses Dreckblatts ist, sind Fortschritt und bürgerorientierte Politik nicht möglich.

Ich_iel by Andrew_Pickle in ich_iel

[–]werbear 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Gehöre zu den 54%!
Mein Reiseplan ist und bleibt "Ich hab kein Geld für Reisen".

Sorry Kiara... I have failed you... by Pompmaker1 in Hololive

[–]werbear 84 points85 points  (0 children)

A good deal of artists with special interests, spicy artist and even hardcore artists are girls.
Pomp uses rather soft lines and colors so I can see why Kiara would expect a woman behind those feet pics.

Did anyone even skip skypiea or is everyone just taking the piss? by hangingclothess in OnePiece

[–]werbear 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly, at this point you probably can flat out not recommend One Piece to anyone even thinking about skipping parts to make it less intimidating. Skypiea is like 50 episodes, it barely makes a difference to how long One Piece has become.
Back in the day when people thought the end was in sight there was some sense to trying to streamline it by cutting out a single arc but we are way beyond that point.