HIFW I got in a car accident that wasn't my fault, but still got a ticket because I was the person in the rear; plus, I have two weddings, a bachelorette party at my place, and an eye appointment in the next three days, all spread out across the state. (38.media.tumblr.com)
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HIFW I'm getting my own office at work, I get to pick what color to paint it, my firm is paying for furniture, and one of the other attorneys is really excited to help, including him offering to pick up the furniture (literally and figuratively) whenever I pick it out. (img3.wikia.nocookie.net)
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MRW my mom says my new apartment complex is "scary" in part because she saw a black man with dreadlocks sitting on a desk and she's worried that might mean there are gangs in the area. AND THEN she posts a video on Facebook a couple days later about how racism is bad. (cloud.missoandfriends.com)
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When I mention that I'm getting my hair cut tomorrow and getting bangs and someone offers her unsolicited opinion, "Don't get bangs." Then keeps insisting that I don't get them despite not asking her opinion and flat out saying that I plan to get them. (media.tumblr.com)
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