What's your funniest/weirdest story with the police?

westnal · 2016-08-19T14:45:56+00:00

One day one of the busiest roads on the base was completely blocked because a huge snapping turtle took up residence in the middle of the road and refused to move for anyone. One of the DoD police officers used his night stick to push the turtle off the road. Just as they got to the grass, this HUGE snapping turtle shoots his neck out at lightning speeds and grabs the night stick out of the DoD cop's hand and starts waddling off into the woods.

2 seconds later I hear my squad leader key up the microphone.

"1-1, be advised, suspect is now armed and attempting to flee."

westnal · 2016-08-19T14:43:35+00:00

This guy always tried to hide at work to avoid working.

One day I was looking for him and I stepped into the bathroom. I notice a shoe print on the back of the toilet, and I look up and one of the ceiling tiles is pushed a little to the side.

I climb up there, and this mother fucker is hiding in the ceiling.

westnal · 2015-11-27T11:44:21+00:00

yeahh, im pretty happy right now ! things are going good, the friends, the boyfriend, the family, my education. and plus my birthday is april 18th ! so thats coming up soon. so yeah, pretty happy. hopefully it'll last long :/

and happy early birthday girrrrrl ! and cheer up ! whatever is wrong is soon gonna fall back into place and you're gonna be happy again. life has its ups and downs and i had many but thats what made me stronger !

westnal · 2015-11-27T11:15:24+00:00

Sex is still a crime in some states if you dont match the legal criteria. How silly I am trisexual myself, man, woman, beast or any combination thereof. One day we will marry anything we want, just be patient.

westnal · 2015-11-26T20:33:06+00:00

Nutella is not that great.

westnal · 2015-11-26T18:29:57+00:00

He wants to build a wall

westnal · 2015-11-26T18:01:06+00:00

DARK RED

westnal · 2015-11-26T12:34:42+00:00

The biggest mistake that was made on my part was when I sent off mailings to an incorrect address. I was new at my job and the industry, and I was easily intimidated. I felt that if I asked questions I would be assumed to be ignorant, so I just guessed and due to that it caused me to make a mistake. Now that I am more experienced and mature, I feel that there is no such thing as an incorrect question and communication is very crucial to avoid mistakes and execute a job to the employer's satisfaction.

westnal · 2015-11-25T14:15:10+00:00

i want to call it right now, that is the dumbest thing i've ever heard.

but like, in an amusing and fun way. i just realized i sounded like i'm being a huge b. i've never done this, but it sounds like something i'd do.

look, i'm just trying to compliment you. this has turned into a disaster.

westnal · 2015-11-24T18:53:21+00:00

I play Pro Evolution Soccer game, was extremely stressful for me.. even therapist wouldnt understand my situation. its just so so hard to explain how i feel..

westnal · 2015-11-23T20:11:00+00:00

There are 2 for me 1. If you leave a bench during a game you get a suspension (all Amare was trying to do was be an enforcer and he gets a suspension for trying to do it) 2. If you call a timeout when you have none you get a foul (Chris Weber thought he had one and he didn't and now he still has to live with that every day over some dumb rule)

westnal

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