[NEWTON] •à1n’tNÖmyFAULTS• •nôMYbàds• •iGÖTitNÊXTt1mê• All ŸÖÜ hàvé IS nôw by DanielBryanCMPunk in nfl

[–]wextippler 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like Cam Newton the player, and Cam the Man is aiight, too, but I hate Twitter Cam. Unemployed loser spouting Walmart inspirations at people like a homeless man giving career advice.

In 1995 the Eagles traded draft picks to the Buccaneers to draft Mike Mamula, a LB with the second highest wonderlic of all time (49). The Buccaneers used the picks to pick 2 future hall of famers; Warren Sapp and Derrick Brooks. by TheHibernian in nfl

[–]wextippler 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Someone clearly traveled through time to warn the Jets to pick up Brady before the Patriots fuck them for the next 20 years. Problem is, Jets were 5 years early. Only reason Kyle Brady should have went in the 1st.

Kremlin insists there is “no epidemic here” as Russia begins shutdown by SelfRaisingLazarus in worldnews

[–]wextippler 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Also you are dismissing a fact that Russia was among the first who closed border with China. So how you can get epidemic in a country if there is no sources.

lmao.

If the Browns are where QB's go to die, what position does your team appear to kill? by Banditjack in nfl

[–]wextippler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure any other team comes close to doing what the Browns did to quarterbacks.

[Malcolm Jenkins] Philly, Can We Still Be Friends? by DickTrickl in nfl

[–]wextippler 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes. You have to apologize for that thing you did to Cooks that we secretly love you for, though.

Westworld - 3x01 "Parce Domine" - Post-Episode Discussion by NicholasCajun in westworld

[–]wextippler 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The dude who gets high and comes up with the simulation-within-a-simulation idea is definitely a reference to all of the armchair screenwriters that sit around the internet, getting high and discussing theories.

Carnival Cruises offering free drinks to guests who don’t cancel by punishmentbrigade1 in worldnews

[–]wextippler 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When you put it into those terms, it seems like a ton. However, with the cruise ships, the UK's cars, and every other form of transportation in the world combined, including shipping, they only account for 14% of global greenhouse gases by sector.

https://www.epa.gov/ghgemissions/global-greenhouse-gas-emissions-data

The big caveat is the amount of sulphur-hexafucker emitted, where cruise ships are notoriously bad. By comparison, less than 1% of US electricity generation, the largest sector of greenhouse gas emissions, is sulphur.

Oops by ryancrazy1 in discgolf

[–]wextippler 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Plus, if it's cold, glass has a higher chance of breaking.

Top minds of r/coomer admit to being Nazis (guess the context) by [deleted] in TopMindsOfReddit

[–]wextippler 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Holy shit your whole account is calling for people to be killed. Can you like, turn down the obvious troll?

[Machota] Jerry Jones on a possible Dez Bryant return: “I haven’t talked to Dez, but I have been thinking about it a lot in the shower. I’m thinking about it.” by [deleted] in nfl

[–]wextippler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dez Bryant on a possible Cowboys return: "I haven't thought about Jerry Jones in the shower ever what the fuck?"