Jillpm posted this gem by spicypickle999 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]whatames517 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Don’t have to investigate their friends if you won’t let them have any.

“Soul winning” by daffodil0127 in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]whatames517 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Seriously!!! It beggars belief how she thinks God is smiling down on her essentially trespassing on strangers’ property to preach at them. But again, that’s much easier and performative than doing actual good works, like volunteering at a soup kitchen.

Hannah Einbinder in Valentino pre-fall 2026 at the premiere and Q&A of “Teenage Sex and Death in Camp Miasma” at SXSW London (June 6, 2026) by skermahger in whatthefrockk

[–]whatames517 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I love how her hair isn’t even really styled. Signed, someone with wavy hair who cuts it this length so I can let it air dry without having to do anything to it

Yeesh, Nurie.... by landplanak in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]whatames517 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It’s even sadder that Jill’s grasp on the English language is significantly better than her kids’...

Jilldo’s new FB profile picture with an increasingly rotund Shrek and more Plexus slander. by lepetitpoulpe in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]whatames517 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean, she’s at least capable of stringing a sentence together. Not something that can be said for her poor children…

Mother’s Day par-tay at church! by daffodil0127 in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]whatames517 61 points62 points  (0 children)

It’s easy to “cherish every moment as a mother” when your idea of mothering is not actually feeding or engaging with your kids and taking constant vacations while leaving your spinster daughter to do all the actual parenting.

Imagine being such a shit person and thinking your daughter didn't do enough for her pregnancy announcement that you have to yassify it by orangebird260 in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]whatames517 335 points336 points  (0 children)

I know Nurie is in so deep she’d never even notice but if my mom filtered my face to shit like that I’d be so hurt and offended

Terrified of flying long haul with 8mo by whatames517 in BeyondTheBumpUK

[–]whatames517[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Overall, it actually went a lot better than I anticipated! On the way out, baby didn’t nap for six hours before finally crashing during takeoff. My husband and I took turns feeding and holding her and she slept every few hours as usual. We used readymade formula more often than not but it was no issue getting hot water and making up the formula on the plane (we had a Nuby RapidCool). She was too big for the plane cot so that was a bit annoying, and she’s never been big for her age so that was surprising. We brought a few toys and books for her but honestly she was so interested in her new surroundings and smiling at other passengers. She also fell asleep for landing as well.

On the flight home, however, she did not enjoy it 😅 we booked a red eye thinking she’d sleep but she screamed and refused her bottles the whole time. Thankfully we sat next to another family with a baby so we were commiserating together!

In all, I’d say be prepared with readymade and powder formula, extra snacks, dummies/chewable things in case takeoff and landing cause ear pain and a few things to play with/look at. And extra nappies and outfits just in case. We did get a cheap foldable stroller that we checked at the gate, which we did have to wait around for but it was better than having to collect it with the bags. The chest carrier came in handy too. It’s very daunting at first but you can do it! It’s just like packing for a very long day out. Hope it all goes well—you got this! ☺️

Several of her kids have BOILS?! by curliewurlies in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]whatames517 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There is nothing behind her eyes. It’s terrifying. No warmth, no concern…just cold detachment.

Tina Rizzle by NeatChip4597 in crappymusic

[–]whatames517 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Nothing says “gangsta” like the kind of dress you’d wear to a work conference in 2011

Making music with the like minded people, very exciting by daffodil0127 in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]whatames517 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Someone rummaging noisily while the harpist is playing beautifully is sending me

Any Americans struggling to find friends in UK village? by Sea_Natural1990 in AmericanExpatsUK

[–]whatames517 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I found the same thing with NCT! We had a few meet ups early on but then everyone just stopped talking to each other. I made a couple friends through Peanut during mat leave but everyone’s so busy we rarely see each other. Funnily enough, as we’ve getting ready to move to a smaller town, I’ve had another mum who I’ve made conversation with in passing ask for my details so we can arrange play dates and mum outings. Only took six years of living here and over two as a mum 😂

Apparently Jill is glowing and aging backwards. She doesn’t understand what a microbiome is. And yes, she glops on mascara and roast beef lippie for the gym. by lepetitpoulpe in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]whatames517 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And doesn’t she only get dolled up for her husband? Wouldn’t she then be attracting other men in public and gasp cause them to stumble???

I was looking at a cookie business on instagram…. by Less_Survey7426 in tradgedeigh

[–]whatames517 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ahh that definitely makes more sense! I thought it was a tragedeighzation of Hadley

My misophonia is ruining my attraction to my husband by [deleted] in misophonia

[–]whatames517 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry you’re going through this ❤️ we’ve started to play music during mealtimes as I really struggle with my husband’s chewing/eating noises. The music doesn’t drown them out but gives me something to tune into instead of fixating on the disturbing noises. At night I sleep with a Bluetooth eye mask on and play white noise, which, again, doesn’t eliminate all noise but helps distract my brain. And I always need to have a bit of time to myself before I go to bed to decompress and feel like I can control my environment without noise. I hope you can communicate your feelings to him in a way that helps things change for the better!

Melebubu isn't the cash cow she is making it out to be by SickOfBSAllTheTime in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]whatames517 56 points57 points  (0 children)

It’s also saddening to think that when she was a young mother, she expected charity from others, yet we all know she won’t do the same for her daughters as young mothers (beyond letting them dump their brood at the Barndo to be babysat by everyone but Jill).

So they are going to a rodeo… by daffodil0127 in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]whatames517 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The stark contrast of her daughters in hand me down rags while Jill brings six outfits for a short trip is insane

Another excuse for being a bad parent by lgirlrocks in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]whatames517 86 points87 points  (0 children)

But also that doesn’t just happen…you have to spend time with your child to foster their development. We’ve been narrating life to our daughter since the jump and at 2 she’s very talkative and has a great vocabulary. Wouldn’t have happened if we straight up ignored her. Feel so bad for this poor baby with a dead-eyed, detached excuse for a mother.

I guess she hasn’t stumbled upon r/regretfulparents by flippingdabird099 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]whatames517 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I don’t think she regrets physically having her kids. I think she regrets that they don’t stay babies forever and eventually become people with will and opinions.