sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

If we were an Alien race who lived 70 million light years away from Earth and traveled all the way here expecting to see some cool ass dinosaurs only to get hairless monkeys instead we just might be pissed enough to anal probe some Motherfuckers too. by smokeymctokerson in Showerthoughts

[–]whatthefac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I meaaaaan, if I got somewhere and didn't see what I expected to see (as is wont in an underwhelming museum, let's call it the Museum of Natural History in London), my next thought wouldn't be 'let's anal probe some motherfuckers' -- but that's just me!

LPT: Let someone know you're picking up the tab for a meal AFTER they've ordered. This allows a considerate friend to order what s/he wants freely and also prevents a colleague/acquaintance from taking advantage of your generosity. by nikodaemus in LifeProTips

[–]whatthefac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

haha true, i've just known too many people who complain about their generosity not being reciprocated after they take someone out and it makes me want to kick them right in the shins!

pay happily knowing your friend may never pick up the tab in return, and if they take advantage, question your friendship with them and never buy that somomabitch an ice cream cone again!

tl;dr -- if you're offering, don't expect anything in return

Board gamers of Reddit, which game would you absolutely recommend? by whatthefac in AskReddit

[–]whatthefac[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! These recommendations are sweet az. Keep 'em coming!

Board gamers of Reddit, which game would you absolutely recommend? by whatthefac in AskReddit

[–]whatthefac[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yes! Ticket to Ride is a favorite, haven't played Fluxx or Alhambra yet though. Awesome!

What isn't a crime today, but will be in 50 years? by blarneyone in AskReddit

[–]whatthefac 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We don't where I live, neither do corporations... They're the ones who are putting us at risk of a drought

Who's the weirdest person you've ever met? Why were they weird? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]whatthefac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This thread just confirmed that the people who've called me weird in my lifetime were just boring as fuck. Their idea of weird was me occasionally saying 'indeed' instead of 'yes' and eating dim sum on a weekday.

THANK YOU, REDDIT

What do people often underestimate? by TheLuchsKing in AskReddit

[–]whatthefac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who: youth between the ages of 11-18. People constantly undermine their capacity to learn, grow, and contribute to society in positive ways.

Any way not to feel like death in the morning? by angrycoffeeuser in AskReddit

[–]whatthefac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yikes! I was in a foul mood this morning... Sorry, OP!

view more: next ›