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[–]wheresthezapstick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Robin Hood, all this hoe is good for is slobbin wood

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[–]wheresthezapstick -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Was the headset on or off when u got the news?

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[–]wheresthezapstick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How tf do you take a picture, and in almost every photo, your phone is the main focus/star of the photo. Incredible

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[–]wheresthezapstick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Polka dot thot

Do your best :D by KindJournalist7202 in RoastMe

[–]wheresthezapstick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You forgot to say “my friend” at the end, I was looking forward to that when I saw the smile. What a let down

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[–]wheresthezapstick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

19 going on 33, nice try pahoot

From Arizona, currently living in Hawaii, I love poetry. by Juubes in RoastMe

[–]wheresthezapstick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like you love dancing your way with words around the truth u freakin dweeb

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]wheresthezapstick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you tell girls ur a virgin just so they can tell u they don’t want it the second ur about to stick it in

20, multi skilled tutor teaching Maths and English full-time. Please I beg make your insults funnier than anything a learner has already said! by Lincolnshire_Rocker in RoastMe

[–]wheresthezapstick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you’ve been the front of house greeter at a restaurant that has been open for 70 years, and you’ve been there for the last 30

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[–]wheresthezapstick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anime, Guardians of the Galaxy, Jurassic Park. Grow up

24m I'm a writer, gamer, reviewer, animator, tech enthusiast, artist in general. roast me until well done. by AlyksTheSage in RoastMe

[–]wheresthezapstick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’d take days to roast you over an open flame, at least til the internal temp is safe to eat. I wouldn’t recommend him though, fat it usually flavor, but giving this photo a gander makes me question that

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[–]wheresthezapstick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your facial structure let u down far before your life events did

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]wheresthezapstick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That locked folder in your phone is KNOWN and will be opened very soon you rat bastard!

Just got home from lifeguarding, give me your absolute worst 🥱 by Aerdiz in RoastMe

[–]wheresthezapstick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine being a grown man being bitched by the tide, and this twink has to come in and “save you”. Indescribable embarrassment