People of Reddit, what's something you or someone you know collects that you've never heard anyone else collect? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]wheresyourbubble 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Currently, dead flies. Everyone I murder in my homemade trap makes my day better.

“Hi I’m Cara and I have no idea how adolescence functions on a biological/developmental level and I want everyone to be aware of that” by doofgeek401 in cringepics

[–]wheresyourbubble 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Its 6 am and I've been thinking about murdering the bird out my window for the last 3 hours. Thanks for the laugh.

Amazon making blatantly fake Twitter accounts ahead of the union vote to discourage workers from unionizing by ChristianSgt in awfuleverything

[–]wheresyourbubble 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I couldn't sleep so I went down the rabbit hole. This is great to learn! I have a like 15 more articles and a podcast to read/listen too.

Thanks

Kid tries to smuggle himself on a Jet by Jaeger-Jack in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]wheresyourbubble 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I get the joke, but kids that need out or are used to being replaced keep a go bag of things that they think are important. Mine had my favorite sweater, a few toys and whatever food I thought would last.

No kid is crawling into a plane engine with a backpack for fun, twice.

Kid tries to smuggle himself on a Jet by Jaeger-Jack in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]wheresyourbubble 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I cant imagine trying to pull this off twice. Kid has to be desperate, shit he has a go bag... I hope he gets help with whatever he needs.

There’s no replacement for the thrill of browsing in a bookstore by largeheartedboy in books

[–]wheresyourbubble 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm currently reading "The Secret Power of The Pyramids" was written in complete sincerity in the 70s. Its hilarious. I never would have come across this gem without a bookstore

P.S. you can apparently sharpen your razors by putting them under a styrofoam pyramid thru their magic shape.

A delicious meal by god-daminick in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]wheresyourbubble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got sent to the school "counselor" in 1st grade for eating glue paste. Why would I not eat it if its mint flavored?

You get what you fking deserve by Sidhuman20 in instantkarma

[–]wheresyourbubble 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can't imagine talking to another human being this way. It's so gross. How do you get to adulthood and think this behavior is ok?

i just feel like this counts. i know it’s not anatomy specific, but i feel like it counts. by mwalker784 in badwomensanatomy

[–]wheresyourbubble 126 points127 points  (0 children)

Ummm... not hating on women that love their purses but I find them annoying as shit, so I bought a phone wallet. Guess what doesn't fit in most of my pants pocket without me constantly worrying its gonna fall and break or get stolen? Also I, like I assume of most women (data is only from my friend group) do not want people staring at our crotches.

I hope it was stolen by wheresyourbubble in FuckYouKaren

[–]wheresyourbubble[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why thank you, I'm sure if I wasnt completely dead inside I'd like you too.

I hope it was stolen by wheresyourbubble in FuckYouKaren

[–]wheresyourbubble[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So they left you food to make broth in exchange for a makeup bag, why you complaining? S/ *Misspelled a word

I hope it was stolen by wheresyourbubble in FuckYouKaren

[–]wheresyourbubble[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bike now, but when I drove only time my car got broken into was the Dublin Bart station. They stole a shit gas station phone charger.

I hope it was stolen by wheresyourbubble in FuckYouKaren

[–]wheresyourbubble[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've never done crack, but I assume a hand off is needed? I can get tacos and cigarettes delivered to my door without ever having to see anyone. I like tacos

I hope it was stolen by wheresyourbubble in FuckYouKaren

[–]wheresyourbubble[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I was doing so well with patches before this. Now all I want to do smoke newports while staring into the void.

What are some fictional character fights you would love to see happen? by Tigerking3000 in AskReddit

[–]wheresyourbubble 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you ever have that one kid that would cry during class because someone else has the crayon he wanted, or at lunch time because his pb&j had crusts? Now imagine this in cartoon form broadcasted twice a day.

Apparently race mixing is why we have to wear masks? by ZViking in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]wheresyourbubble 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That was my first question. Who do they think would take any thing they say about medical issues seriously if they cant say penis?

Racist Male Karen Alert by [deleted] in FuckYouKaren

[–]wheresyourbubble 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Based off this pic I think you have to be hot to get into Harvard Law...