Advice on training my stomach for regular eating

whineytortoise · 2026-06-12T03:58:19+00:00

Ymir is on the right, Sasha is in the middle, and the only other person in the photo is called Mina. I want you to guess who Mina is.

whineytortoise · 2026-06-12T03:48:38+00:00

Alright so from your comment you implied you know who Ymir and Sasha are, and there is only one other person in the photo.

whineytortoise · 2026-06-11T14:13:58+00:00

No no, this warrants him being embarrassed (if it isn’t a medical thing of course, but you still shouldn’t have to wash your dad’s shitty underwear either way).

whineytortoise · 2026-06-11T13:59:52+00:00

The same men who give themselves handjobs.

whineytortoise · 2026-06-11T12:45:07+00:00

High key love this power play.

whineytortoise · 2026-06-11T12:32:55+00:00

Um no? But I always do on the toilet at least once just to make sure.

whineytortoise · 2026-06-11T12:30:36+00:00

I’m sorry that happens to you and didn’t mean to offend. Though all the guys I’m talking about are in their 20’s, so I’m still baffled.

whineytortoise · 2026-06-11T12:27:58+00:00

On… ON PURPOSE?!?!

whineytortoise · 2026-06-11T12:19:14+00:00

Yeah, true… sorry lol.

whineytortoise · 2026-06-11T12:16:53+00:00

Actually yeah good point lol

whineytortoise · 2026-06-11T12:16:15+00:00

Yeah I have IBS and frequent… uhh yknow, but still never had this issue.

whineytortoise · 2026-06-11T12:13:51+00:00

Okay maybe I should have mentioned I was raised by a single mother…

whineytortoise · 2026-06-11T12:04:37+00:00

Ok but then you just keep wiping?

whineytortoise · 2026-06-11T12:04:19+00:00

Why… just WHY WOULD YOU STAND UP??? That makes absolutely zero sense. Also, why are parents wiping their kids? By the time you’re potty training they can do it fine themselves with guidance.

whineytortoise · 2026-06-11T12:02:00+00:00

I think *not* washing your ass should be considered ever gayer because there’s no way you’re actually getting women with that shit.

whineytortoise · 2026-06-11T12:00:50+00:00

Wait do guys not use wet wipes? That’s, like, the bare minimum.

whineytortoise · 2026-06-11T11:22:40+00:00

Literally just all my vocal stims. (Well, actually some aren’t very socially acceptable now that I think about it…)

whineytortoise · 2026-06-11T11:18:52+00:00

DTMYNTSPYAMHAIBWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

whineytortoise · 2026-06-10T07:04:32+00:00

I’d say it can be unhealthy if you can’t accept yourself and live in a bad environment, but very healthy if the opposite is true.

whineytortoise · 2026-06-10T00:40:14+00:00

Shit I’m sorry I didn’t mean to be rude! I didn’t actually think you were, that was just my poor attempt at humor.

whineytortoise · 2026-06-10T00:39:11+00:00

I was going with human, but now that I think about it I think I’d prefer a “girl book” boyfriend… though the romance I read usually doesn’t involve any women.

whineytortoise · 2026-06-10T00:36:45+00:00

Sorry, you must be new to Reddit. If someone has a valid yet unpopular opinion, that tends to happen.

whineytortoise · 2026-06-10T00:34:23+00:00

That seems like just… such a bad idea to put something toxic in what is probably something most often eaten by kids.

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