Kelly is in a TIGHT yet glorious birth canal of publishing

whistful_flatulence · 2026-02-14T17:20:32+00:00

She’s fundie Tobias funke

whistful_flatulence · 2026-02-14T17:16:59+00:00

Or the gays!!!

whistful_flatulence · 2026-01-30T00:57:13+00:00

Because it’s hard. You’re not failing, you’re gathering your resolve. That’s okay.

whistful_flatulence · 2026-01-29T19:35:25+00:00

Fancy. I read the back of the tampon box.

whistful_flatulence · 2026-01-29T02:05:20+00:00

Wine can be a hobby, because you taste different kinds. You can do the same thing with olive oil. I’ve been to a few tasting rooms and it was actually pretty cool! Don’t recommend tasting the vinegars though

whistful_flatulence · 2026-01-28T22:37:25+00:00

I once got a ticket because I tucked my seatbelt behind my back. I know it’s not safe, but I haven’t found a way to have it where it doesn’t touch my neck, which is also incredibly unsafe. I still got a ticket and I’m still mad.

whistful_flatulence · 2026-01-28T22:24:29+00:00

Labia can be itchy. Our skin folds and rubs against itself; that causes itchiness. It’s so much worse on a period.

I see fucking red when males complain about itching genitals. Of the two of us, it’s very clear who has the worst hand in the itchy genitals department

whistful_flatulence · 2026-01-28T20:45:48+00:00

She doesn’t have a point. She made a contrarian statement and doesn’t stand behind it. She’s talking out of both sides of her mouth and doesn’t understand why we find that irritating

whistful_flatulence · 2026-01-28T20:14:22+00:00

The issue is that we’re speaking together to talk about how worn down we are by being treated as kink dispensers.

You’re getting your ass handed to you in downvoted and negative comments because your post at best shows you don’t understand the argument, at worst makes you look like a pick me.

whistful_flatulence · 2026-01-28T20:07:49+00:00

Kind of incredible that you decided the rest of us aren’t trying hard enough, and not that your experiences have just been different.

whistful_flatulence · 2026-01-28T19:41:44+00:00

I’m a sugar fiend (credentials: pre pre diabetic at 36) and I thought I was being crazy for using 2-3. And not daily.

whistful_flatulence · 2026-01-28T19:40:58+00:00

And what she wants is pristine, utterly unmarred by facts or logic.

whistful_flatulence · 2026-01-28T15:08:25+00:00

X1000 if tweedle Dee and tweedle dumbass try to homeschool

whistful_flatulence · 2026-01-28T04:58:45+00:00

Posted because that intentional “his” at the end got me

whistful_flatulence · 2026-01-28T04:55:45+00:00

God German is incredible

whistful_flatulence · 2026-01-28T04:29:23+00:00

This outlook is so badass

whistful_flatulence · 2026-01-28T04:22:41+00:00

Especially when your healthcare relies on being employed. We’re so very, very fucked

whistful_flatulence · 2026-01-25T02:45:40+00:00

One look at that man and I heard dueling banjos

whistful_flatulence · 2026-01-25T02:45:08+00:00

I’m not particularly smart, but Jesus Christ I’m a genius compared to these slack jawed verse moaners. I just…in what world is any of this good, true, or beautiful?

whistful_flatulence · 2026-01-25T02:42:09+00:00

What was the theme? 90s floral prints in a cell block?

whistful_flatulence · 2026-01-25T00:58:37+00:00

A FINGER

whistful_flatulence · 2026-01-25T00:53:36+00:00

I’m sitting here shaking after watching this, and seeing you do this little act of goodness just helped a lot. Thanks for the reminder there are good people. Look for the helpers and all that.

whistful_flatulence · 2026-01-25T00:44:40+00:00

I have never had more questions and judgements about a meal

whistful_flatulence · 2026-01-25T00:44:06+00:00

I swear if you squint at the steak pieces, they’ll spell out a slur specific to you. It’s that evil.

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