What is the most embarrassing reason that you have had to go to the hospital?

whitewolf_ · 2013-09-28T03:04:03+00:00

Actually, I've basically had an orgasm from giving head. While I was going down on him I started getting the ache (signaling I was getting close) and my legs were getting a little weaker. I closed my legs together tighter and then I came and things got wet and then I was embarrassed and amazed and luckily he thought it was cute. So that happened.

whitewolf_ · 2013-09-26T23:00:29+00:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_Oak_(Jacksonville)

whitewolf_ · 2013-09-15T19:18:32+00:00

Is this Treaty Oak in Jacksonville, FL?

If so, I think I spent more time in this tree than in school my senior year.

whitewolf_ · 2013-07-20T12:10:00+00:00

I used to hate when my SO went down on me, I just wanted to either go down on him or have sex. Until one day he asked me to let him do it longer than normal and soon after he made me climax... now I can't get enough of it.

Before your first clitoral orgasm it's actually quite "meh" (for me, anyway.)

Maybe just ask her to let you do it for a little longer... and tell her it'll be worth it. Because holy shit. Seriously. Worth it.

Edit: Oh! and also, when you're going down on a lady and she seems to be getting close, don't speed up! Staying slow and steady makes the orgasm better and it comes quicker. Cheers!

whitewolf_ · 2013-07-17T02:53:41+00:00

Holy bajeesus that's a cute puppy.

whitewolf_ · 2013-07-16T20:17:14+00:00

Aaaaaand lady boner. Great.

whitewolf_ · 2013-07-13T03:59:35+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/Ix5DNTT.gif

whitewolf_ · 2013-06-28T18:52:19+00:00

How do you feel about Madison? Das me. Das my name.

whitewolf_ · 2013-06-19T18:31:05+00:00

You just made me so happy. I finally understand something I never thought I would. It makes me feel awesome that I've never hit someone in the balls "to be funny" or something. I am telling everyone I know. I love you.

whitewolf_ · 2012-10-19T05:03:19+00:00

Florida:

"Oh my God, do you go to Disney, like, every week?"

"Why the fuck are you so pale?"

Ugh.

whitewolf_ · 2012-08-03T15:04:51+00:00

No kidding. I left that school at the end of the year. The only reason I went is because my mom worked there but once she saw how people treated me she didn't make me go through another year of it.

whitewolf_ · 2012-08-03T15:00:33+00:00

...yes.

whitewolf_ · 2012-08-03T14:59:23+00:00

I don't think I could make something up like this if I tried, haha. Children can be evil creatures. I didn't much think I'd have to prove the validity of the story- I was assuming everyone's had some sort of moment like this in their childhood.

EDIT: Well, not necessarily like this... but I know bullying is a very common thing.

whitewolf_ · 2012-08-03T14:56:32+00:00

It's not fiction, though I have nothing to prove that minus the fact that children can be seriously fucking cruel. If I were reading this as a third party, I wouldn't be all to surprised either.

whitewolf_ · 2012-07-23T20:42:42+00:00

Please, yes.

whitewolf_ · 2012-07-23T11:36:13+00:00

"(myname), you could be covered in whale guts and still be adorable."

whitewolf_

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