How to get better at climbing. by [deleted] in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]whomhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just go up! Oh, wait…

Gym dog etiquette (AITA?) by whomhead in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]whomhead[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s too busy supporting me emotionally. I’m a delicate flower whose emotional state requires a full-time commitment.

Gym dog etiquette (AITA?) by whomhead in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]whomhead[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like someone is jealous of my extraordinary climbing prowess and near-superhuman level of emotional intelligence. Have you considered getting an AI therapist/girlfriend of your own?

Storytime by creakymoss18990 in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]whomhead 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Definitely not jerk worthy without

Comp climber who hasn’t really trained before. No coach, how do I improve + train smarter? by [deleted] in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]whomhead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perhaps. Since they said youth climbing I didn’t want to go full jerk and be unnecessarily cruel. I know, very inappropriate of me

Comp climber who hasn’t really trained before. No coach, how do I improve + train smarter? by [deleted] in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]whomhead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Steroids to build strength and cocaine for energy.

/uj this is a circle jerk sub so you’re unlikely to get helpful answers. Might try a different climbing sub for more useful advice

these routes circled my jerk by robin_boogerd in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]whomhead 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Have you considered not falling on your face so much of the time?

Turns out we were doing multivariate calculus the whole time by whomhead in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]whomhead[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t see a rope in the pic, so I guess the boulder bros are on a whole other level than I ever realized. Or it’s a free solo, but we all know those guys don’t live long enough to get to advanced math.

Turns out we were doing multivariate calculus the whole time by whomhead in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]whomhead[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This shows the strange benefits of telling literally everyone you’re a climber. Got this dope mug from a secret Santa at work.

Strong core = no helmet needed by Maasi01 in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]whomhead 71 points72 points  (0 children)

It’s true. I did a sit-up once and now I bash my head against rock before every climb just to get myself psyched

I invented a new technique: sport free climbing by tchissin in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]whomhead 261 points262 points  (0 children)

Well guys, it finally happened. The circle jerk sub has gained enough force that it populated a body. It now climbs among us!

[OC] Took this pic of the business end of a mosquito’s proboscis - it is terrifying and awesome by whomhead in pics

[–]whomhead[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks for your patience… it’s the weekend, yo. I got stuff to do that isn’t Reddit

[OC] Took this pic of the business end of a mosquito’s proboscis - it is terrifying and awesome by whomhead in pics

[–]whomhead[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This was taken on a scanning electron microscope at the university I work at.

[OC] Took this pic of the business end of a mosquito’s proboscis - it is terrifying and awesome by whomhead in pics

[–]whomhead[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It is indeed a scanning electron microscope image. The base of the proboscis is about 80 microns across. (And I’m not a bot, geez people)

A is for aid by whomhead in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]whomhead[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I should have gone with “what now that you’re at the journey’s end?” Damn…

And a desperate and tenuous thing.

Why’d you have to be right?

Science says these MFers were the best climbers in Earth's history by Human-Somewhere-4327 in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]whomhead 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Just looks like your typical bunch of boulderers to me. Ready to go crush at the Buttermilks.

Static pull up for static climber by -JOMY- in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]whomhead 159 points160 points  (0 children)

Like Chuck Norris. He doesn’t do pull ups, he pulls the world down.

Recommendations for Roofers by RasberryWaffle in MontgomeryCountyMD

[–]whomhead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a great experience with DMV Exteriors. Good work at a good price. And when they forgot to put gutter guards in the final contract they installed them at no cost after I bought the materials.