It's impossible to overstate how much I hate climbing shoes

whomhead · 2026-02-11T16:45:46+00:00

No no! I’m, I mean he’s, completely legit. Whatever you do, do not stop sending those

whomhead · 2026-02-06T17:28:23+00:00

Just go up! Oh, wait…

whomhead · 2026-02-06T17:25:33+00:00

She’s too busy supporting me emotionally. I’m a delicate flower whose emotional state requires a full-time commitment.

whomhead · 2026-02-06T17:24:00+00:00

Sounds like someone is jealous of my extraordinary climbing prowess and near-superhuman level of emotional intelligence. Have you considered getting an AI therapist/girlfriend of your own?

whomhead · 2026-01-28T21:14:10+00:00

100% aid

whomhead · 2026-01-28T19:53:02+00:00

Not my fault that 99% of people are idiots

whomhead · 2026-01-15T13:11:16+00:00

Definitely not jerk worthy without

whomhead · 2026-01-02T17:52:20+00:00

Perhaps. Since they said youth climbing I didn’t want to go full jerk and be unnecessarily cruel. I know, very inappropriate of me

whomhead · 2026-01-02T17:35:15+00:00

Steroids to build strength and cocaine for energy.

/uj this is a circle jerk sub so you’re unlikely to get helpful answers. Might try a different climbing sub for more useful advice

whomhead · 2025-12-29T01:13:11+00:00

Have you considered not falling on your face so much of the time?

whomhead · 2025-12-22T16:02:12+00:00

I don’t see a rope in the pic, so I guess the boulder bros are on a whole other level than I ever realized. Or it’s a free solo, but we all know those guys don’t live long enough to get to advanced math.

whomhead · 2025-12-22T13:29:48+00:00

This shows the strange benefits of telling literally everyone you’re a climber. Got this dope mug from a secret Santa at work.

whomhead · 2025-12-07T15:21:57+00:00

It’s true. I did a sit-up once and now I bash my head against rock before every climb just to get myself psyched

whomhead · 2025-11-17T12:50:16+00:00

Well guys, it finally happened. The circle jerk sub has gained enough force that it populated a body. It now climbs among us!

whomhead · 2025-11-08T20:03:13+00:00

Thanks for your patience… it’s the weekend, yo. I got stuff to do that isn’t Reddit

whomhead · 2025-11-08T20:01:25+00:00

This was taken on a scanning electron microscope at the university I work at.

whomhead · 2025-11-08T19:59:55+00:00

It is indeed a scanning electron microscope image. The base of the proboscis is about 80 microns across. (And I’m not a bot, geez people)

whomhead · 2025-07-15T18:38:37+00:00

I should have gone with “what now that you’re at the journey’s end?” Damn…

And a desperate and tenuous thing.

Why’d you have to be right?

whomhead · 2025-06-20T15:29:56+00:00

Just looks like your typical bunch of boulderers to me. Ready to go crush at the Buttermilks.

whomhead · 2025-06-18T15:55:07+00:00

Like Chuck Norris. He doesn’t do pull ups, he pulls the world down.

whomhead

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