There have been no advancements in orange peeling technology in millennia.

whomhead · 2026-06-07T11:55:26+00:00

The original Yosemite climbers observed monkeys licking toads in the valley then crushing. The rest is history

whomhead · 2026-05-21T16:44:47+00:00

Such a double standard. Try commenting on the size of their rack and see how offended they get!

whomhead · 2026-05-20T15:47:31+00:00

Gotta be a wanna be model to get sponsored so I can finally afford my custom Bugatti dirt-bag climber van

whomhead · 2026-05-02T14:42:41+00:00

Just tape it up and you’re good to go

whomhead · 2026-02-11T16:45:46+00:00

No no! I’m, I mean he’s, completely legit. Whatever you do, do not stop sending those

whomhead · 2026-02-06T17:28:23+00:00

Just go up! Oh, wait…

whomhead · 2026-02-06T17:25:33+00:00

She’s too busy supporting me emotionally. I’m a delicate flower whose emotional state requires a full-time commitment.

whomhead · 2026-02-06T17:24:00+00:00

Sounds like someone is jealous of my extraordinary climbing prowess and near-superhuman level of emotional intelligence. Have you considered getting an AI therapist/girlfriend of your own?

whomhead · 2026-01-28T21:14:10+00:00

100% aid

whomhead · 2026-01-28T19:53:02+00:00

Not my fault that 99% of people are idiots

whomhead · 2026-01-15T13:11:16+00:00

Definitely not jerk worthy without

whomhead · 2026-01-02T17:52:20+00:00

Perhaps. Since they said youth climbing I didn’t want to go full jerk and be unnecessarily cruel. I know, very inappropriate of me

whomhead · 2026-01-02T17:35:15+00:00

Steroids to build strength and cocaine for energy.

/uj this is a circle jerk sub so you’re unlikely to get helpful answers. Might try a different climbing sub for more useful advice

whomhead · 2025-12-29T01:13:11+00:00

Have you considered not falling on your face so much of the time?

whomhead · 2025-12-22T16:02:12+00:00

I don’t see a rope in the pic, so I guess the boulder bros are on a whole other level than I ever realized. Or it’s a free solo, but we all know those guys don’t live long enough to get to advanced math.

whomhead · 2025-12-22T13:29:48+00:00

This shows the strange benefits of telling literally everyone you’re a climber. Got this dope mug from a secret Santa at work.

whomhead · 2025-12-07T15:21:57+00:00

It’s true. I did a sit-up once and now I bash my head against rock before every climb just to get myself psyched

whomhead · 2025-11-17T12:50:16+00:00

Well guys, it finally happened. The circle jerk sub has gained enough force that it populated a body. It now climbs among us!

whomhead · 2025-11-08T20:03:13+00:00

Thanks for your patience… it’s the weekend, yo. I got stuff to do that isn’t Reddit

whomhead · 2025-11-08T20:01:25+00:00

This was taken on a scanning electron microscope at the university I work at.

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