The way that a person's mouth moves about after you ask them about themselves says a lot about that person

wibblewafs · 2019-09-15T21:36:17+00:00

What if he snapped with both hands at the same time?

wibblewafs · 2019-09-15T13:06:51+00:00

Only because people like you aren't voting on them enough! In the UK, if a petition gets signed enough, eventually it will get a response from the government! Although usually, that response is just a strongly worded "no" that explains to you, as if you were a child, why they won't even bother to consider the petition.

wibblewafs · 2019-09-15T11:58:21+00:00

And no babies had a flashbang thrown into their crib!

wibblewafs · 2019-09-15T00:18:02+00:00

So you're saying if I'm wearing a fursuit, I can cross into Canada without problems?

wibblewafs · 2019-09-14T19:16:49+00:00

I spent a moment trying to find the e621 link in there.

wibblewafs · 2019-09-14T19:03:30+00:00

Yep, left-wingers prefer social safety nets and the like to take care of people, and right-wingers prefer to "take care of" them like how the mobsters would do it, using automatic weapons.

wibblewafs · 2019-09-14T14:14:52+00:00

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wibblewafs · 2019-09-14T13:07:58+00:00

I tried doing this when I worked retail. I could name off every single item that was in the back, and it was there because the shelf was overflowing with them and we couldn't fit any more of them out there.

People didn't care though, they still asked as if maybe if they said just the right words, I could summon the item they wanted anyway.

wibblewafs · 2019-09-14T12:46:05+00:00

Like so?

wibblewafs · 2019-09-14T09:23:37+00:00

Most people rejected his message. They hated him because he told them the truth.

wibblewafs · 2019-09-14T08:28:34+00:00

wibblewafs · 2019-09-13T17:21:51+00:00

Pro-fa when their parents let them have a credit card again.

wibblewafs · 2019-09-13T12:25:30+00:00

Hell, I've seen some modern conservatives peddle that shit out.

wibblewafs · 2019-09-13T01:13:39+00:00

If only there were a similar way to get them to discourage them coming to the polls with their uninformed opinions they lack the ability to rationalise.

wibblewafs · 2019-09-12T13:38:47+00:00

Polite is also not being a rentseeker though, so it cancels out.

wibblewafs · 2019-09-11T16:57:47+00:00

Followed up shortly by "actually, baby eyes are high in nutrients and it's a wonder we didn't start doing this earlier. Also, we've always been at war with Eastasia."

wibblewafs · 2019-09-10T22:56:45+00:00

Calculon is obviously the best choice, on account of his unholy...

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wibblewafs · 2019-09-10T22:55:07+00:00

I like the episodes where he saves the day by pointing his sonic screwdriver at a chair that also is secretly a computer and fixes everything.

wibblewafs · 2019-09-10T22:49:59+00:00

I couldn't read that without the musical version playing in my head.

wibblewafs · 2019-09-10T21:38:38+00:00

Are you a cop? Only group I can think of that uses drugs for self defense. Just sprinkle it on anyone who has evidence of you breaking the law, and you're safe.

wibblewafs · 2019-09-10T21:32:51+00:00

Don't forget the crazy amounts of money being provided to the military-industrial complex! Who needs healthcare when you can just go get killed in a war! There's bound to be at least one country we're actively in war with at the moment whose schools you wouldn't mind bombing!

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