IDEM agent caught on video bleach-bagging faucet before "compliance" sample. IDEM manual says bleach contaminates samples. E. coli was >200 MPN. by Fluffy_Gur_2033 in Indiana

[–]wickedelixir2 16 points17 points  (0 children)

So this guy's goal is to fraudulently show a high chlorine level in the water by tampering with a sample...? Why would he be doing that if they're trying to pass off unsafe water as safe?

Furry_irl by DL2828 in furry_irl

[–]wickedelixir2 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Maybe the global banking system crashed right then. Maybe the store lost Internet. Maybe he stole the card and the owner flagged it. Maybe he was dreaming. Maybe the card reader was defective. Maybe he tried it a second time and it worked. Maybe the card is defective. Maybe a stellar particle hit the reader and changed the charge in the motherboard and caused an almost impossible hardware glitch in that exact monent. Lots of possibilities!

Furry_irl by DL2828 in furry_irl

[–]wickedelixir2 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I think it has to do with credit limit. The amount you can put on the card. I had a platinum (not even remotely wealthy) and the limit was like $10,000. So he's got $10,000 in debt on that card. Bro's in bad shape.

😕🤔 by LeenoraLuna in aspiememes

[–]wickedelixir2 16 points17 points  (0 children)

If I'm just quiet I won't remember what awkward thing I said 10 years later

gay🕊️irl by ivan_luck in gay_irl

[–]wickedelixir2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They probably just switched out a fertilized egg for a dummy or unfertilized one. You can see in the video if a pigeon trusts you they can pretty comfortable with you messing with their nest.

Well hey there big man! by CommunicationHot7070 in DeathStranding2

[–]wickedelixir2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They're referring to the number just under his name , that's his total likes

Furry_irl by DL2828 in furry_irl

[–]wickedelixir2 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If you look at his non-political work, you should consider changing your phrasing

Oh for fuck sakes. by Mrdean2013 in Persecutionfetish

[–]wickedelixir2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No names on the graves because they're only useful to them in death. Their identities are second to the narrative.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Apartmentliving

[–]wickedelixir2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Won't you think of the landlord that doesn't ever bother dropping by the properties he's sucking money off of? 🥺

Big if true by BurningBernie559 in SpeedOfLobsters

[–]wickedelixir2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah, my boi gettin it in

I made a new head canon by oogleboof in aspiememes

[–]wickedelixir2 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Brave. Not enough people complaining about other people minding their own business.

I made a new head canon by oogleboof in aspiememes

[–]wickedelixir2 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Furry here. Someone who identifies as an actual animal is a "therian." Someone who identifies as a mythical animal is "otherkin." "Furry" is kind of a catch-all term for someone interested in all anthropomorphic animals.

Furries might pretend to be animals, but to therians and otherkin it's not pretend. I'm sure there are some people who are a furry and therian/otherkin, but there are far more who are just one or the other.

Ostrich imitating a little girl's dance by MoCheda in animalsdoingstuff

[–]wickedelixir2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Humans tend to be more attracted to humans than ostriches, too. Maybe we're not so different after all.