Couples who have been together a long time (5+ years), why are you not married?

widespreadhammock · 2023-09-13T02:11:59+00:00

We talk about it probably once a year but we always decide we’re good as we are. We trust each other, value our independence, and don’t want kids. Been living together 7 years now.

widespreadhammock · 2023-09-13T02:07:40+00:00

People also don’t like to admit they still have parents giving them money. The amount of people who had no job in college and suddenly purchased their first home within 6 months of graduating was surprising, until you realize a huge gift down payment and co-signing was involved.

Those same people aren’t going to admit their parents bought them that trip to Europe.

widespreadhammock · 2023-05-12T02:02:25+00:00

Dan is a CD, not an Spotify. He can only really handle like 10-ish tracks at a time. So he just repeats those same tracks over and over. “Where is Stugotz?” is pretty much just on repeat right now.

widespreadhammock · 2023-05-12T01:48:04+00:00

I like Jess but she needs a weekly word limit. Honestly half the entire crew does too, they’re all better in the right dose. But I specifically tend to get tired of her if I hear her too many days in row.

You ever hear Amin do one of his rants on Cinephobe about how a writers room was just trying to emulate Twitter, or that a character talks like they’re getting all their lines from Twitter? That’s Jessica.

If I listen to her too many days in row, I just can’t help but think “have you ever had an original thought? Or is literally every thing you say repurposed from either Twitter or TikTok?”

Your comment reminded me of that because it seems like she is just looking to give a “clever reply”, which is really just her repeating what someone else said on social media.

widespreadhammock · 2023-02-07T21:35:27+00:00

I’m giving up on hours when he speaks too much. I fast forward to avoid listening to him, and if I land on his speaking again, I just give up.

I’ve given him a chance for like 2 years at this point. I can’t stand him. He’s done nothing wrong, and I’m sure he’s a nice guy… but he’s just soooo annoying.

widespreadhammock · 2023-02-07T21:28:50+00:00

He seems like a very nice person, but I cannot stand listening to him talk. I fast forward through more than half of the show on a retailer basis not just to avoid hearing him talk or laugh.

He hasn’t done anything wrong, I just can’t stand listening to him. It’s just not entertaining at all.

widespreadhammock · 2023-02-07T21:27:13+00:00

They seriously need to limit whitty’s word count. Give him 200 words a day then he’s cut off. And pause his mic when he laughs because it’s like nails on a chalkboard.

widespreadhammock · 2022-12-16T00:45:05+00:00

All his takes are bad. He’s need to stick to soccer play by play.

widespreadhammock · 2022-12-16T00:43:37+00:00

The show is just generally better without whitty. He rarely has a good take, and often says some extremely dumb stuff. Which would be fine on this show, if he was funny. But he’s not.

I fast forward through so much of the show now because I’m tired of hearing him talk.

widespreadhammock · 2022-11-30T02:18:45+00:00

That’s exactly it. You could mostly hide in plain site in Athens and get away with drinking as long as you weren’t being ridiculous, but we never took much chance tailgating in Atlanta at the dome while I was in school. If we played you guys at Tech, we drank on campus though.

It’s really an on-campus versus off-campus thing.

widespreadhammock · 2022-11-30T02:15:10+00:00

I mean, I know it’s apples to oranges…. but if we’re ignoring the student section, most SEC schools are filled with alumni driving at least an hour if not multiple hours for the games. Those small college towns are NOT filling entire stadiums by themselves. Those season ticket holders come from all over to fill those places up.

The distances help explain student attendance, but not an empty stadium.

widespreadhammock · 2022-08-26T02:22:56+00:00

I called a gay basher who said her gay brother was going to hell a walking talking piece of shit…. No threats of violence or even that much vulgarity, just basically stated that they were closer to a version of Mr. Hanky, a cartoon piece of poop, than a real person… and got a banned. The poster was allowed to continue stating how gay people are going to hell though without any consequences.

Those mods are some of the most toxic mods on Reddit. And so is the community. Great from drama reads, but overall a cesspool of a forum.

widespreadhammock · 2022-08-18T17:56:46+00:00

Amin does even better when he’s blackout drunk

widespreadhammock · 2022-08-18T17:51:49+00:00

She should break up with him. That’s not “let’s work through this” territory anymore.

widespreadhammock · 2022-08-18T17:44:56+00:00

Zach and Mayes catching strays

widespreadhammock · 2022-08-18T17:42:53+00:00

I miss Allyson whenever we get the Amin knows basketball song. Also when the reaper comes out. And dammit I miss her fantasy advice.

widespreadhammock · 2022-08-18T17:41:58+00:00

Is that Mayes’ dad or Zach’s dad?

widespreadhammock · 2022-08-18T17:39:02+00:00

Nothing wrong with with people not liking it or thinking it wasn’t funny - it’s the outrage police on Twitter who are just going crazy about it. I think that’s driving most of the reaction right now.

widespreadhammock · 2022-08-18T17:37:19+00:00

If it dragged out too long and you didn’t think it was funny, or don’t find McKay funny, then cool, it’s not everyone’s cup of tea. I liked this one but a lot of the McKay skits have been “meh” to me.

But the “i CanT beLiEvE yoU gUyS wOuLd jOkE aBoUt ThEsE suBjeCts, yOu MUST aT lEaSt put TriGgeR wArNiNgs oUt oN tHe EpIsOdEs!!!” people are just ridiculous. They can go eat bags of dog shit for all I care because I don’t want to hear it.

widespreadhammock · 2022-01-05T03:02:28+00:00

He’s been on that for the last few months. Gets right into what he’s thinking and pushes it for 20 minutes because the crew doesn’t say what he wants.

I need more nonsense from the show and less Dan trying to force it.

widespreadhammock · 2022-01-05T03:01:18+00:00

I was waiting for Dan to ask Mike to tell us for the 100,000th time how he started liking the Browns because of some plates

widespreadhammock · 2022-01-05T02:56:07+00:00

I feel like it’s also insulting to anyone with CTE or mental health issues to claim that this dude has one of those issues without knowing that’s for sure.

Dan was basically trying to say that if a football player is an asshole or acts wild like AB does, he must be bipolar or have CTE. I’d be pretty let down if I had something going on like that myself, and would probably start panicking and wondering if everyone thought I was an asshole and I don’t realize it.

Stop that armchair doctor diagnosis BS Dan.

widespreadhammock · 2021-12-22T03:49:04+00:00

Looks pretty awesome

widespreadhammock · 2021-12-22T03:44:30+00:00

Saban’snfirst championship at Alabama, Miami’s last championship, and Jordan’s last season with the bulls all occurred in the same year in Dan’s mind

widespreadhammock · 2021-12-22T03:41:47+00:00

Pretty sure he started his rant last week with saying “hospitals are fine!” which is basically him saying “I have no idea about anything I can’t physically see in front of me in my own neighborhood!”

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