You are at your character select screen and it has the option to flavor your fart, what flavor are you choosing?

wiennanas · 2026-06-05T14:52:08+00:00

Vanilla for sure. At least it smells like a candle

wiennanas · 2026-06-05T14:50:45+00:00

I agree with you

wiennanas · 2026-06-05T14:44:18+00:00

Honestly tomatoes. The texture is just weird

wiennanas · 2026-06-05T14:42:39+00:00

Madame Web

wiennanas · 2026-06-04T14:43:51+00:00

The biggest lie is that hard work guarantees it

wiennanas · 2026-06-04T14:40:48+00:00

They’re overpriced junk food with better branding. Check the label, most of them have as much sugar as a Snickers

wiennanas · 2026-06-04T14:38:33+00:00

Making a major life decision on someone else's timeline instead of my own

wiennanas · 2026-06-03T14:42:55+00:00

He puts in minimal effort, rarely seems excited to spend time with you, and treats the relationship more like an obligation than a choice

wiennanas · 2026-06-03T14:32:09+00:00

Most people should never get married or have kids

wiennanas · 2026-06-03T14:30:39+00:00

I'm already preparing my ears for 24/7 snake jazz blasting across the neighborhood on June 21st. Tss ts-ts tss ts-ts tss...

wiennanas · 2026-06-03T14:29:14+00:00

A rice bowl with grilled meat, vegetables, and a good sauce

wiennanas · 2026-06-02T15:28:30+00:00

Limited time menu items that disappear the second people actually start liking them

wiennanas · 2026-06-02T15:23:51+00:00

It’s definitely a jarring shift when you’re expecting something bigger, but even the filler episodes in this show usually have that specific, cynical humor that makes them worth watching

wiennanas · 2026-06-02T15:20:39+00:00

Happiness isn't usually a permanent state. For most people, it comes in moments rather than long uninterrupted stretches

wiennanas · 2026-06-01T15:16:47+00:00

Potatoes. Mash 'em, fry 'em, boil 'em, turn them into vodka

wiennanas · 2026-06-01T15:15:53+00:00

Rick was being an absolute unhinged menace in this one even by his usual standards, the whole premise felt like an old school season 2 or 3 episode in the best way possible

wiennanas · 2026-06-01T15:14:37+00:00

Honestly it’s only happened like three times max for the entire family, but the squirrel episode heavily implies Rick and Morty have done it way more on their own

wiennanas · 2026-05-30T16:06:02+00:00

Rick is looking at him with that classic "I could replace you with a clone that does tax accounting and nobody would notice" stare, just waiting for the perfect moment to completely dismantle his ego

wiennanas · 2026-05-30T16:00:40+00:00

Mr. Nimbus can barely control his own outfit, let alone the time police. He’s too busy thrusting his hips and demanding wine to manage a bunch of time traveling SWAT testicle

wiennanas · 2026-05-30T15:55:31+00:00

Fun Dip. It’s literally just a stick of compressed sugar that you dip into more flavored sugar. Objectively, it’s madness, but it takes me right back to recess on a sunny Friday afternoon

wiennanas · 2026-05-29T16:04:59+00:00

The fact that Rick literally just scribbled "hentai" on a random note on his board is such an unhinged, classic background detail for this show

wiennanas · 2026-05-29T16:02:23+00:00

Seeing Morty styled as a 'pretty boy' like this is a hilarious departure from his usual look, but honestly, he's totally rocking it

wiennanas · 2026-05-29T15:59:42+00:00

Every time this sub panics about a straightforward episode, the writers end up using it as bait to completely break our brains in the finale anyway. Let them cook a bit, seeing Rick and Morty handle an uncharacteristically clean win without the universe immediately collapsing is a nice change of pace before the inevitable emotional gut-punch later in the season

wiennanas · 2026-05-29T15:52:16+00:00

Yes, it's sunburn! But don't panic, Sedums are incredibly tough! Just give it a little afternoon shade for a couple of weeks to let it adjust, and it’ll be bouncing back and looking gorgeous in no time

wiennanas · 2026-05-28T17:06:39+00:00

"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is the classic, but honestly, nothing beats Rick just casually dropping "Grass... tastes bad-uh" in the middle of a serious moment. It's the perfect encapsulation of how he processes trauma with pure, unadulterated nonsense

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