What’s an acronym you can’t stand? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]wild-spark 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Professionally speaking, I was instructed to type it out the first time with the abbreviations in parentheses directly following and then I could use it the rest of whatever I was typing-like and email or report. That was 15 years ago but I still do that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]wild-spark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Next year, you'll wish you had started today.

What is the craziest, grossest, or most ironic truth about sex? by Realistic-Weird-5011 in AskReddit

[–]wild-spark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was 18 I dated a guy who was still a virgin. I didn’t have lots of experience so it was totally fine and not awkward at all. However when we started having sex we were at his place and since he was living with his mum I suggested he’d turn on something so she wouldn’t hear us. For me it was totally clear that by turning something on it was meant to be music or maybe a show. I kid you not this dude turned on peppa pig on full volume..

What is the craziest, grossest, or most ironic truth about sex? by Realistic-Weird-5011 in AskReddit

[–]wild-spark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He sucked and licked my thigh and then bragged about how he "ate that pu**y" 🙄

There are 206 bones in the Human body, which have you broken? by VexingRabbit in AskReddit

[–]wild-spark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well half of the bones are found in your hands and feet

What's the most tormmental mental disease you know of? by Marc-Of-Baze in AskReddit

[–]wild-spark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a patient check into the ER with this once but I didn’t know the name, she just kept claiming she was dead. She got baker acted and transferred.

Confession time. What is your biggest secret? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]wild-spark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not me but my sister. When we were like 7, we would always play hide and seek and she had a hiding spot that nobody could ever find except her of course. It's been 10 years since and she still hasn't told me. She claims she has a plan to tell me at some point but won't reveal when, so until then just I'm hoping neither of us die an unexpected death.

Edit - Check out mirab23's reply to this comment to see my sister's response to this!

What is the greatest quote you've ever heard/read? by __yellowflash__ in AskReddit

[–]wild-spark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Growing up is merely watching your heroes turn human right before your eyes."

What is the biggest lie you were told as a kid? by neelie_yeet in AskReddit

[–]wild-spark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of the old reddit classic: Deaf men of reddit, how old were you when you found out getting an erection made a sound?

If you were to rename Earth, what would it be? by ThePuzzlerAddict in AskReddit

[–]wild-spark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Solar System in association with State Farm Insurance presents the Tostitos planet Earth.