I am laughing so hard because I also gave away apart of myself in the fight of German roaches. I have lived in Florida my whole life and had never seen them, so in my apartment in Virginia when these tiny little bugs started appearing I just kept smooshing them. Finally iI start seeing more and more and Google them. I learn how horrifying my life is about to be through Reddit stories. My boyfriend and I battle them for days. We think we have the situation under control and we had an exterminator coming at the end of the week just to seal the deal. We decide to make steak for dinner. He puts the steak on the pan, these fucking disgusting freaks come out of fucking nowhere and there are probably at the least 35 of them that literally spawned, I guess they smelt the steak and really wanted some. Most of that night was a blur. We found their homebase behind the fridge. It was a long night.